• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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I'm generally unsure of what to do. I mean... she's already at it.
I uh, lit up the bed.
Oh shit, the bed's on fire!
Hey there, sex-IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TASER!
Probably kill myself.
"Get out of my bed!"
"So do I tip you? Or...?"
"Let's do this again sometime..."
Cuddle.
[QUOTE=Jaspers;38623422]Cuddle.[/QUOTE]
Brainwash it and use it for my evil purposes.
[QUOTE=aliensoldier;38627246]Brainwash it and use it for my evil purposes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=aliensoldier;38627246]Brainwash it and use it for my evil purposes.[/QUOTE]
Damnit. Another one night stand.
So, um, where is the rest of you?
'Dunno, maybe, next round? And why we all are wearing santa hats at november?
There's an armadillo in my bed...
I'm okay with this. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/IMG]
I really hope you're 18
Oh boy, am I okay with this.
Ride on his back and become the queen of eating stuff
Grab another condom
nope
Uh, did you brought some friends? 'Cause, where's your hood?
...ow.
Oeee
:quagmire:
"EAUGH!"
Scream.
Confused.
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