You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[CaioLugia]

Whatever It managed to do with me, I'd just lay down on It's warm body. c:

[MechaKat]

You make me feel whole.

[kobalt]

IT BURNS

[Skyward]

I wouldn't even know...

Save for the fact that I would be in a lot of pain.

[GastricTank]

After the initial shock, we'd pose as a team.

Cause shit just got real.

Maybe go out for breakfast and sleuth some problems.

[That Deer]

Oh, good morning.

Nice to meet you. I hope we didn't have sex.

[ironman17]

Dearly hope you're legal.

[kijji]

You seem cool but why are you in my bed?

[Torjuz]

I would shit myself and then piss on myself and the shit on myself one more time.

[Revenge 000]

I would definitely be aroused! You seem like a cool cat, hombre!

[CaioLugia]

I'd ran to my computer and see If I did something wrong.
For all that I know, a big [B]BAN[/B] In Impact font and red text Is meant to be a bad omen. :c

[Radley]

I swear, this thing is stalking me.

[Pako]

I put my shades on and walk away with a smirk.

[Mr. Epicness]

I am not into furries.

[CriminallyVulgar]

Uncomfortably sneak away from the Santa wannabe...

[Flamester67]

My faithful girlfriend. You'll never leave me.

[kobalt]

Cuddle it.

[Gravity Ponds]

Fuck that bail its gonna eat me

[CaioLugia]

What the f-- You are boxy?
Did we fuck? OH, GOD, 'GIMME YOUR MONEY OR I'LL SPREAD ALL OVER THE INTERNET. :V:

[Nach0s!]

Shit.

[Hammer7]

Just a bad dream. Continue sleeping.

[Latex]

cuddle

[MechaKat]

Snuggle

[Pinkest Catgirl]

[QUOTE=MechaKat;38687809]Snuggle[/QUOTE]

[Minimal86]

Wonder if that thing has a dick or not, Then wonder if it going to kill me

[OuTlAw767]

Have a keg of beer and get high on some of that guuud medigun shit

[Mr. Epicness]

Uh... well, a hole is a hole.

[polarbear]

must've been one hell of a christmas party

[Minimal86]

Say "Holy shit i just got laid by captain falcon!"

[kobalt]

Help him spread the holiday cheer.