You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[MechaKat]

I humped a vehicle. What has my life come to?

[jonoPorter]

I humped a pokemon. What has my life come to?

[OffTheRoad]

I humped a woman, what has my life come to?

[Ex-President]

I humped a snake, my life has been completed.

[Coolkiddo]

But I'm humping a skeleton where's the action.

[OffTheRoad]

Action is right here, honey.

[tempunary]

where do i put it

[OffTheRoad]

Right in the tail hole, or I can do the "sticking it in" for ya.

[Doofernaut]

ouch

[MechaKat]

I almost mistaken you as a girl.

[jonoPorter]

[QUOTE=MechaKat;38781631]I almost mistaken you as a girl.[/QUOTE]

[UntouchedShadow]

You look pissed.

[OffTheRoad]

Which one am I on? Probably the naughty one~

[Call Me Kiwi]

You're getting boots...
[sp] snake skin boots[/sp]

[OffTheRoad]

and you're getting mittens...

[sp]cat fur mittens[/sp]

[MechaKat]

And you're getting fed tonight.

[Radley]

I'm tired of all these pokemons in my bed after every party I go to!

[MechaKat]

No you're not.

[tempunary]

get out of my bed pikachu

[katt]

Woo a free cloud! :v:

[OffTheRoad]

Hey kitty.

[katt]

Put it in a cage and sell it.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;38782090]Hey kitty.[/QUOTE]
I'm [URL="http://derpnet.nu/fpavatars/sources/de32b5f60afe5e433dda5c35e9d014ab18e49dbd.jpg"]a dragon[/URL]. (or something)

[OffTheRoad]

Oh, sorry about that mr. Dragon.

[tempunary]

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;38782078]Woo a free cloud! :v:[/QUOTE]

I'm no cloud, I'm a ten year vet.

[Izzy-chan]

The missus kick you out again, Santa?

[Jetblack357]

Poke them big ass eyeballs and see if they are real.

[Ex-President]

Snuggles with it

[NuGmanV3]

I'd knife him and leave him to rust in peace

[BigSmokeDawg]

oh sweet hi mugi

Go get tea with her

[Ex-President]

Take the toast and eat it.