You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Digimutant]

OH SHIT WHAT.

[HorizoN]

guess we can combine again

[Bradthelad96]

i found my face

[Implications_Unp]

Hey there

[tempunary]

git out

[Kuru]

Kick him out of the bed and keep it for myself.

[MechaKat]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it cannot be!

[ironman17]

Oh bollocks; how did I end up in bed with some Chaos-empowered highschool jock? Space Marines are dicks enough already; Chaos Space Marines just take the dickholery to a whole other level.

I like wizards an' all that, but a Chaos Sorceror is just going too far.

[MechaKat]

I don't like to mingle with Slaanesh worshippers anyway.

[terike]

wtf did i sleep with my socks?

[ironman17]

[QUOTE=MechaKat;38995085]I don't like to mingle with Slaanesh worshippers anyway.[/QUOTE]
Hey I ain't no Chaos God's bitch here; I've struggled against the corrupting influence every time I shoot lasers out of my face, not to mention convincing the Ethereals to not dissect my brain for the Greater Good. Being a Gue'vesa Psyker in the Tau Empire; harder than you think buddy.

Also what's with the middle-aged medieval dude wanting me to paint him like one of my Kroot girls?

[Implications_Unp]

Hey there gramps

[HorizoN]

eugh

[jonoPorter]

Get the lube.

[NuGmanV3]

threesome?

[Implications_Unp]

Round two?

[HeavyGuy]

Hope that whatever happened the night before felt good for us both.

[MountainWatcher]

Guilt trip him into doing a long interview. Write a book about Heavy's job as a mercenary and space captain. Earn millions.

[MechaKat]

Prepare for round two.

[Bradthelad96]

get confused

[HeavyGuy]

Run as fast as I can and don't look back.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39004656]Guilt trip him into doing a long interview. Write a book about Heavy's job as a mercenary and space captain. Earn millions.[/QUOTE]
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

[Bradthelad96]

nothing

[LightOfDarkness]

wake up from the nightmare

[Zeriga]

Nothing, I'd be dead. Damn spies.

Edit:
Then somehow become a Ninja.

[Elowin]

Get stabbed and then sex.

damn ninjas

[ironman17]

Lo and behold; that's what I get for flirting with the librarians.

[AutomataReturns]

I hope Ryan Stiles doesn't find out

[Zeriga]

Scream in horror and proceed with murder.

Edit: In response to the below poster...

Fuck it I'm getting a title that says; "Everyone likes my hat."
[sub][sub][sub]Eventually.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[MechaKat]

Steal his hat and run away.

[Bradthelad96]

What?