• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Jesus fucking christ.
you're humping logic?
What're you doing Niko.. This isn't Liberty City, nor am I your cousin.
Hmm, a new fur coat I would like.
Squeal like a school girl
Jesus Christ, I'm probably pretty fucking sore right about now.
I'd probably wonder what exactly happened last night.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;39105437]I'd probably wonder what exactly happened last night.[/QUOTE]
Round two.
Round 3.
Stop being so attractive.
Well, I'd wonder why I am sleeping in your garage floor rather than on your drivers seat.
A snake? I would run away while asking myself whether I'm hallucinating again. If it's still there when I come back I'd call my landlord using words like; what the fuck serious pest problem.
waking up with the evolution of man at my side would be fucking weird. they'd probably freak out and break all my stuff.
y'know what, lets go for round 2
Cry. [I]Hard.[/I]
what kinda party was this?
oh jesus.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39115638]oh jesus.[/QUOTE]
Check if my penis is still intact
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fuck, no no no no!
Tell it to stop licking the window.
Oh hi there snake
this is gonna hurt
Oh Christ. Uhhhmm... You were drunk.
Ok, the Ballad of Black Mesa is fine by me, but at least stop dancing already!
Magneton. *electrocutes the snake*
*throws ultraball at him/her*
Tell him bite the pillow im going in dry
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