You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[MechaKat]

Not for you it isn't.

[Ex-President]

Magnets fucking, how does that work?

And I don't want to talk to a Pokedex cause y'all mothafuckas lying and gettin me pissed

[W_alex]

How much did I drink?

[Amy Pond]

Lots of sex.

[Ex-President]

[QUOTE=Amy Pond;39136041]Lots of sex.[/QUOTE]

[SaberVS7]

Kill me now!

[Implications_Unp]

Im okay with this

[MechaKat]

I'm.. sort of okay with this...

[OffTheRoad]

Gwt the hell out of there before he zaps me again.

[MechaKat]

Too late! *zap*

[OffTheRoad]

Die in his bedroom, obviously.

[Brandit]

Let go of me, please!

[SaberVS7]

Ah hell, it fell off that shelf again.

[MechaKat]

*zaps hair, causing it to ignite*

[OffTheRoad]

Pour a thick layer of melted rubber over him, letting it harden into a solid block that prevents him from doing more zaps.

[MechaKat]

*throws himself at the snake*

[OffTheRoad]

*chuckles and plays some basket ball with the piece of rubber you're trapped in.*

[ElectricSquid]

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;39146719]*chuckles and plays some basket ball with the piece of rubber you're trapped in.*[/QUOTE]

My bed is on the list of places I don't want to find a giant snake.

[OffTheRoad]

Too bad, because there is one right now.

[MechaKat]

*somehow escapes from the rubber and stares at the snake*

[OffTheRoad]

Oh jesus fucking...

[MechaKat]

*throws a thunderbolt down on the snake*

[OffTheRoad]

*is turned into a mere pile of ashes*

[H.Drescher]

Urgh,why is there a pile of ashes in my bed?

[Bradthelad96]

I hate American

[MechaKat]

*zap his music*

[OffTheRoad]

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_(electricity)]That's it, you're grounded![/url]

[MechaKat]

sniff

[OffTheRoad]

...for life!

[MechaKat]

Magneton.

*zaps*