You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[MechaKat]

Drink from the straw from the head.

[OffTheRoad]

Hug it tightly.

[MechaKat]

squeeee

[OffTheRoad]

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

[aliensoldier]

Bite its head off.

[TheCumScoundrel]

Oh nein...

[Sashaisme]

yikes!

[Ms. Gyroscope]

those were some good shrooms

[Sashaisme]

i should take you to the vet. that looks painful.

[Ms. Gyroscope]

Feels Good.

[MechaKat]

Feels bad.

[Sashaisme]

i don't even know what that is.

[Vmonkey]

uhhh what?

[BigSmokeDawg]

Welp, could be worse

[B3njisaur]

are you gonna finish that toast? I'm hungry. :v:

[Sashaisme]

just one of my many stuffed animals. i see no issue here.

[Ex-President]

[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;39248135]Welp, could be worse[/QUOTE]

[The_J_Hat]

Pull off his breath mask and put it on my face.

[Sashaisme]

we meet again.

dude you can shower at my place to get that blood off if you want. probably not good having blood on yourself all the time.

[Coolkiddo]

help

[Sashaisme]

dude, i know a chicken you might like.

[Lolx0rz]

I don't know what you are but you look like some kind of drink container.

[Sashaisme]

i don't remember owning a sloth.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Sashaisme;39252244]i don't remember owning a sloth.[/QUOTE]

Racist.

[Sashaisme]

talking about my stuffed animal collection

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Sashaisme;39252268]talking about my stuffed animal collection[/QUOTE]

You stuff animals!? YOU MONSTER!!1!

[Sashaisme]

you know what i'm talking about

[Lolx0rz]

Oh that kind of 'stuffing'. Right I gotcha. So, when are you disemboweling your next bear?

[Sashaisme]

oh, probably next tuesday. wanna join me?

[endorphinsam]

be confused, slowly get up while he is still asleep, quietly get pants on and write a note, then leave.

the note said "what the fuck are you"