• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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i need to find your owner, doggie. did i steal you or find you?
get arrested for sex with a minor
Now this is interesting.
Start screaming because a moon has demolished my house and half my bed.
Sorry about your face, that was a rough night it seems.
turn myself in to the police
hey baby
Mrrrr...you were gorgeous...
Those are some sexy pixels you got there.
I don't want to go to prison.
go back to sleep, underneath the bed
"Hey there, baby."
what have I done why oh god
Ugh, I really have THAT low standards? Her shoulders are way too shiny. Ew ew ew.
you can't live with me dog, i'm going to have to find your owner soon.
... Where WAS I last night!?
i want your hat
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;37774706]i want your hat[/QUOTE] Sadly enough, (almost) everyone does.
I don't want your hat, if you're gonna sleep here you take your hat off while you do
oh wow where do you get your hair done
Well, hey there, babe~
oh my god DOG YOU CANNOT LIVE WITH ME
Turn myself in for being a creepy pedo.
Ask him to tell me science stuff.
Why are we in a box?
I don't know, just don't leave yet. [SP] Going to break your neck [/SP]
Erase that smile from my memory. Except it won't go away, and now never I'm going to be able to sleep again.
Run, due to my allergy to fish.
Get my shotgun. Edit: Apparently ninja'd below poster.
Escape through the nearest window. Edit: Also steal his hat for pulling a ninja on me.
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