• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Why is there a gun in my bed?
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I wouldn't move at all and slowly slide off the bed onto the floor in shock.
Why is the leek covered in white stuff?
Jesus Christ how horrifying
[QUOTE=Megaman1811;39320958]Jesus Christ how horrifying[/QUOTE]
I bet you were slow.
I LEIK PAINT!
I bribe her to never say a word and quickly get her to leave.
Leave quietly as it seems there are 2 people about to get it on and I'm not one to interrupt.
Well, thank God you're not a Vigoroth.
Cuddle with her some more
I am afraid
What the fuck did you do to me
Smash the skull.
Run before he pulls out a facehugger
Question it's whether it's a boy or a girl.
[QUOTE=theVendetta;39326480]Question it's whether it's a boy or a girl.[/QUOTE]
Drive in circles around it.
Time to go vroom.
A weird place to be, but okay.
Displace it from rails
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaBKpQSLgd8]Freedom![/url]
You didn't ram your meat train into me did you? EDIT: Thank God for that, it would've hurt, but don't tell anyone I shagged you in the exhaust.
Give him the strider dick.
Run it over.
Pop it's tyres.
Well I can't run over that so I'll just boot out of here.
Ask it for a ride home.
Kick it out.
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