• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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All fuzzy, soft creatures will be consumed.
[QUOTE=MechaKat;39399666]All fuzzy, soft creatures will be consumed.[/QUOTE] Haha! I'm none of that! Eat that!
Protect me from the mean mechanical cat and I'll refuel you.
Reconsider my options and proceed with hot, angry intercourse.
Devourer her.
Freak out and kill it.
Mr. J kicked you out again, eh?
awesome im not a virgin anymore
Shall we dance?
oh fuck im not a virgin anymore [editline]30th January 2013[/editline] FUCK AGAIN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLOW
Examine the remnants of my penis.
[QUOTE=Consentes;39410604]Examine the remnants of my penis.[/QUOTE]
Chill with it
Start examining those titties.
Round two?
Lolx0rz cannot escape the jaws of death.
I had Ouzo last night, didn't I. :suicide:
I'm not sure where to put it.
Cuddle it :3
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;39411844]Cuddle it :3[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;39411844]Cuddle it :3[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;39411844]Rape it :3[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;39411844]wipe away the blood and maybe Cuddle it :3[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;39411844]Throw it into my basement, then maybe cuddle it :3[/QUOTE]
Lick the ketchup off her face.
Force her(?) to put the ketchup back in place.
Bitch, you crazy. Ten tons of crazy. D:
I'd bang the red out of that hair...[B]AGAIN.[/B]
Yeah It's pretty funny how we ended up together here.
I'd take that hat off and wear it.
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