You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[JJoHH]

Humps a landmine.

[Ikiosta]

Press it after having misread it as "Do [I][B]not[/B][/I] press".

[LooperNor]

Don't even know how that is possible.

[aliensoldier]

Beat him to death and RUN

[LukeyxD]

Silently climb out of the window.

[Ikiosta]

Kiss that beautiful mouth

[Tonetta]

Wonder what the fuck i am looking at.

[PeakDeNile]

You need some more meat on them bones.

[Ikiosta]

You need less meat on them bones.

[Ex-President]

Oh hi, logo

[Nigademus]

Roll out. Swiftly crawl out the door.

[Radley]

want some tea with that muffinface, darling?

[oxooon]

Not that bad.

[PeakDeNile]

You uh.. feeling okay?

[MechaKat]

Could ask the same to you.

[Nigademus]

*flick*

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Apache249;39464847]*flick*[/QUOTE]

[Radley]

I see you're a fan of sunglasses. I'm a pretty big fan of sunglasses too.

[Art3mis Jinx]

Asks politely for sex, since I don't want to get beat up.

[Saint Lime]

Swallow an emergency cyanide pill.

[Art3mis Jinx]

[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39470090]Swallow an emergency cyanide pill.[/QUOTE]

[Joey Skylynx]

Was I in the badside of town again?

[Art3mis Jinx]

wow, calm down with that gun cowboy

[TheCreepyPryo]

Thinks everything went better that expected

[Lolx0rz]

Throw paint on it.

[MechaKat]

Burn it.

[U.JoeBenson]

Get him to clear my bowels

[The_J_Hat]

Yup, I'm uncomfortable. Where are my pants?

[WiltheKid]

Oh dear
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[Nigademus]

Who stuck his cardboard cutout in my bed? Not funny anymore...