• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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I would probably go to jail
Leave, and never come back.
Oh hello robotic sexual partner! You appear to have cut my penis off... Shit.
oh my god the combine are here
YES
NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO *Jumps out of the nearest window*
FUCK! *dies*
Make the same facial expression back at him.
Attempt to decipher if male or female
Not sure, can't really tell what it is.
Kill it.
why hello the- AAAH WHAT THE FUCK
Good enough, thanks for your time.
What, you don't like electric shocks? Well, you could've said that before we got started last night.
Fuck you're so tiny :I
Run. Run way the fuck away.
Right back atchya.
stop looking so grumpy. you could at least look bored like me.
eat its pink hair
Oh shit...
Go to the doctor.
holy shit a dog how cute
Shit I'm swimming in bitches.
"Oh joy, I appear to have shagged a midget minor!"
Run
even bleach cannot remove the shame
u a boy or a girl?
shit i stole the sign again
Wonder how they got in my bed again.
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