You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Kill it with fire.
Ponder just how much I had to drink the previous night.
Check myself for poison
Wondered what I ate last night.
Ask if it was good for it too.
Put it back in
Cuddle
Scream
Go in dry
Cry.
I really hope that's a female.
Scream like a child and run.
Poke his nose.
Hope that the roofies haven't worn off yet.
Scream
Poke his mustache.
Is something burni-
Not too bad i guess.
Dimple is too deep. 4/10, would not fuck.
Pet it and say "good morning."
do likewise, then go on an adventure.
Check under glasses.
Leave the bed before she notices
Eat it again.
Cuddle.
I would probably wont care because it would be too slow to take advantage of me.
oh god why.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39491008]I would probably wont care because it would be too slow to take advantage of me.[/QUOTE]
Dat grammar.
On Topic: Who gave me acid last night?
Ask myself how much I had to drink and then leave as quickly as possible.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;39492439]Ask myself how much I had to drink and then leave as quickly as possible.[/QUOTE]
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