• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Smother it with a pillow.
"Please tell me I at least got a spot in a vault out of this"
boot it out of bed and proceed to think long and hard about how i got to this point in my life
Evacuate the room ASAP and later wonder why he was making that face.
[QUOTE=I AM THE LAW;39547161]Smother it with a pillow.[/QUOTE]
Give him to OffTheRoad for his supper.
What the hell is that
I need some of that drink too.
GO BACK TO SLEEP. Dear god.
Interesting.
Well, better check on my neighbors, because that thing didn't come from my chest.
Jump out of the bed, put a team captain on and yell "YES, YES!"
Climb out my window when IT isn't looking.
More than okay with this.
Ooh, piece of candy! *noms whole*
Oh hi thar :quagmire:
Oh hey there Franz.
I'm just gonna go back home.
Sleep. Both of us.
Hey, I asked for a wench!
Me too! What gives?
What are you doing here? GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY BED I SAY.
What gender are you?
Still better than my hand
is that a guy or a girl?
Oh god what is that.
Burn it.
Lay back and relax...
I guess you really gave me the theory of relativity...
Quietly leave.
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