• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Oh god oh no
Oh dear..
Hello, dear! I trust you slept- OH HOLY ASSWAFFLES IT'S A DINOSAUR
Why is there a blue guy in my bedroom?
AMJAMJAMJAMJAMJAMJAMJAMJ SLAKOTH BBY
Sleeping with communist lama in communist bed. I want private bed.
Engineering school takes the fun out of parties.
That mustache makes my pants tingle
Call the nearest zoo.
Call animal control. And then have wild, sloppy, sex with arbok and animal control men.
Llama, I...
Sweet jebus.
Looks like ive been spiked with acid, and not only once. :v:
Kick it out and hope to god it doesn't come back.
OH GOD A BLUE MONSTER
Have his babies.
kill its babies then sell them to Tesco.
Eat its reproductive organs and hold them in my third stomach for safekeeping before I sell them on Ebay
Arrange for Comrade to go back to the Motherland.
Grab their dick and look into their eyes.
Leave quietly without speakin a word...
Lets go stomp on mushrooms.
Take the sunglasses and throw the animal outside
Quietly run.
Quietly have pleasurable sex.
Take it to the R&D center.
Did I fuck a toolbox?
Did I fuck a sloth.
Shoot it a few times before it can ask what my gender is.
Ask what it's gender is.
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