• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Eat it again.
Scream.
Scream in terror from the horsehead in my bed.
Stab it a few times with my combat knife I keep by my bedside because the voice in my head asking what my gender is commands me to do it.
"...want breakfast?"
Round 2?
Open window, *punt*
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39623804]Did I fuck a toolbox?[/QUOTE] Nope, it was a gearbox.
So I fucked a gearbox.
So I fucked a robot.
Which must mean that I fucked a stylish sloth. Slow evening, I guess.
Care for a drink? Got some scotch here somewhere...
Nice face
"Don't shoot!" Assuming she doesn't I'd feel quite pleased.
Good thing I packed that flamethrower
Inserting synthetic probe.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39638680]So I fucked a robot.[/QUOTE]
quickly end my life.
Go home.
Be a sloth together.
I might limp all day then.
Make it suck my dick for another night.
[QUOTE=certified;39649352]Make it suck my dick for another night.[/QUOTE]
FUCK
cuddle a little probably she/he's really cute
Rape.
Try to get away before more rape.
Rape. Too bad.
Kill it with fire.
steal it's glasses
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