• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Savor the fucking moment. :v:
Wonder If there was any kind of nerdy party for a skyrim's shield being on my bed.
get checked for STD
nice outfit
Well well, we meet again. Are we a thing now?
[QUOTE=Krusher;37778306]Well well, we meet again. Are we a thing now?[/QUOTE] get some ointment or something for my carpetburned dick
oh look my breakfast is talking to me it's going "bububububububububub"
Congratulate myself.
we meet again and you're still making that face!
You're one ugly motherfucker.
what a rude sign
im sorry
Put it in a bowl.
you look like a stuffed animal are you a stuffed animal
With how often we end up in bed together, I'd think we're married.
Put him down on the floor. [QUOTE=Sashaisme;37778485]you look like a stuffed animal are you a stuffed animal[/QUOTE] no
No.
I've soiled the bedding.
Threesome? Sounds like it was hot.
No again.
Shotgun time. Either that or I'll trap them as sex slaves and have bronys pay to rape them.
Piss on it.
Piss on it.
Piss on it.
"wait.. what?" (checks under blanket) " oh thank god... we're naked."
i want to build battlebots with you you are my hero
Try (and fail) to bend that spoon like Neo.
you look angry
i think i'll sell this sign.
Start drinking because our marriage is getting stale.
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