You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Poke him.
Question it's gender.
[sp]John Marston[/sp] you really let yourself go!
'You know, I don't hate vests either.'
Kill thyself
[quote]THE ONLY REASON I WANT A RELATIONSHIP IS TO MAKE A WOMAN PREGNANT WITH AS MANY BABIES AS POSSIBLE [/quote]
It's time to leave
vomit continuously for sixteen minutes
Not sure what I'd do, honestly. Probably be like "Where the fuck did I get a nano squid?'
oh no
cuddle
reach for my .22 pistol under my pillow
I hate spies.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;37728957]Ask him if he's ok.[/QUOTE]
Jens Kidman is always ok!
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Cry like a bitch and run the fuck away. Maybe even get hit by a truck so i either die or loose my memory.
Tell him stories about fighting in WWII and generic, "I've seen some shit".
Listen to his stories about fighting in WWII and generic, "I've seen some shit."
Shave my head, become a solitary monk and rethink my life and values.
Show me your moves.
Show me your moves.
Show me your moves.
why
try to sneak out of the house while rubbing my bruised anus in pain
Jump out of the bed and leg it.
Pat its head and go hunting for more pokemans.
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Oh for fucks sake ninja
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Join it in poking stars until maybe I get superpowers or start flashing uncontrollably while everything I touch dies.
Wonder which Broadway star I kidnapped this time.
Check If I did not fucked with It first.
Then, If my bed wans't burnt, I'd cuddle It.
"Cool a new toy."
Say get out pls
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;37787183]Say get out pls[/QUOTE]
:suicide:
GET THE FUCK OUT
oh god what have i done
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