• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Id take the sunglasses.
Run like hell
Have sex again.
you seem familiar. didn't i braid your hair once? or fifty times?
I'm still trying to figure out if I should smile or cry.
Why am I in bed with a fat man calling me gay and a faggot.
who are you
why am i with a woman i dont swing that way
why are there shapes what was i doing in a children's show
Wasn't this pink shrub in front of my house yesterday?
Use squirt gun. [i]It's super effective[/i]
fuck fuck fuck i better check if he's vietnamese or not
Why the hell is there a rooster sleeping in a bed?
I am not gay and faggot :c
pretty good, it's a human female, that's better than most people got
ruuun
I wouldn't mind waking up to Gabe's face. I would question the Santa costume, though.
"OH, NO! GAY MEN!"
ask for another go.
Wonder what the hell kind of drugs I'm on.
leave and reevaluate my life
Yell "No Homo" and run. Far. Far away.
Rub my eyes and try to figure out what I'm seeing.
NOT AGAIN NO
Aww fuck, more kiddies... (Refer to page 4 and 5)
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37793679]Aww fuck, more kiddies... (Refer to page 4 and 5)[/QUOTE] Don't worry. She's 19. Small and flat, but legal. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pervert.gif[/img] Also, nice sign.
God dammit. [B][I]AGAIN!?[/I][/B]
[B]~cuddle~[/B]
Take her hat, then travel the world.
what the fuck did i drink last night
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