You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[ROFLBURGER]

Apply every disinfectant known to man to my penis

[Ashtiel]

how does this work

[rinoaff33]

I done cocked up.

[DokVis]

Not going to even look, but I will fuck it.

[editline]19th September 2012[/editline]

Well shit, its a Pokemon.

[Moustacheman]

Why did I fuck an Iranian magician?

[bishibosh]

"hot"

[lope]

Run as fast as possible until i trip then blow my brains out

[Skerious]

"What the fuck"

[MCCCXXXIII]

Well that couldn't have been anything good

[Peachy]

Get in the fucking bunker

[asteroidrules]

Die of panic.

[Snickerdoodle]

Kill myself. I am no longer worthy of man-hood.

[Jeep-Eep]

Have breakfast.

[rinoaff33]

Ask if he's a Chozo and if so then where the hell is his "charge beam".

[Riller]

A cat is fine too.

[dragonitemaster]

wonder why a dog is wearing glasses

[Pocket Medic]

why did you bring a violin to bed
what are you doing with that BOW OH LORD

[theaceattourney]

Kick it out the window because why would I be sleeping with Thor.

[electric926]

Run.

[DrCactus]

[img]http://www.niggaupload.com/images/KQSzk.png[/img]
Uh oh.

[QUOTE=theaceattourney;37730698]Furiously fuck it and stain its hair white.[/QUOTE]

[B]Uh oh.[/B]

[theaceattourney]

Furiously fuck it and stain its hair white.

[Laferio]

sigh and roll over

[Peachy]

run
fast

[spaceghost]

Kill it then kill myself.

[DrCactus]

Well. At least it's a person. That counts for something right?

Right?

[Moustacheman]

How old are you? 'Cause I can't go back to prison.

[Sunnday3]

Cuddle him because I'm fucking cold.

[fear me]

"What was I doing last night?"

[Magmacow358]

Turn the sexbot off and keep it in my closet for future use

[DrCactus]

"Help I'm on fire!"