• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Am I the father?
[QUOTE=riki2cool;37804238]I'm not okay with this.[/QUOTE]
Still not okay with this.
we meet again, talking stuffed animal. edit:fucking ninjas [QUOTE=riki2cool;37804402]Still not okay with this.[/QUOTE]
You. You keep appearing in my bed. AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD BE PLEASED OR TERRIFIED. WHAT ARE YOU?
Comment on the irony.
it's a secret.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;37804442]it's a secret.[/QUOTE]
No seriously, I can call Maury right now.
you're not the father and there isn't a kid.
i'd do her
"What possessed me to dig [i]this[/i] out?"
we meet again stuffed animal.
We should stop doing this.
I like your new outfit?
Well, that's ok. Up to another go?
oh christ what is this?!
Lie back down.
Hope we didn't have sex. 'cause my dick is like, totally so big it'd like, give her a spontanious abortion or something. Aw yeah..?
get some dog chow for breakfast~
Don't look so distressed c:
Damn it, nice sports bra
Be spooked.
Hi.
Engage session of hot, steamy sex.
Same as above.
Go back to sleep.
Where are all these people coming from all the time, I didn't even party last night!
I'd blast steamy arse-stinger diarrhea off the edge of the bed and ask for a slab of cooked beef, Arizona style.
oh jesus your face
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