You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[GoldenDragon]

D:

[ADHD]

who the hell are you and why are you in my bed

[kahgarak]

hi nic

[NanoSquid]

At least it was a human and a woman this time around.

[UntouchedShadow]

WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THEIR SEAFOOD INTO MY BED LAST NIGHT!?

[normal boy]

OH gawd!

[kahgarak]

oh christ don't look at me like that

[Riller]

Well, hey there, babe. We should stop this... Don't wanna make Sashaisme jealous, do we?

[MCCCXXXIII]

I'm going to need lots of bleach

[kahgarak]

Nice mask.

[Primeduck]

Escape, out of the window

[Pinecleandog]

Call the cops

[kahgarak]

Oh man, more cocks.

[Milk]

Upon hindsight, secks so many times

[ScottyWired]

Well, at least you are a bit older.

[WheelyBins]

My eyes widen as I realize what has happened. I throw the sheets to the side and look down at my dick, which is now covered in razor cuts and scorpion stings. I scream and scramble into the bathroom.

[GoldenDragon]

I'm okay with it I suppose

[MadBomber]

Score... right?

[Milk]

shoot it

[Pinecleandog]

giggle

[kahgarak]

I get it, I get it, I like cocks, no need to smother me in them.

[kobalt]

-ninja'd-

It's female, so it's all good.

[Milk]

You know you're not supposed to literally eat me out, right?

[kahgarak]

haaaiii c:

[katt]

oh hello there~

[kahgarak]

SPINNING

[Pinkest Catgirl]

You're one of two people who keep ending up in my bed. But hi.

[Xieneus]

Let me sleep, bitch.

[Jeep-Eep]

"Where the fuck did I find that thing?"

[SmashingGood]

am i drunk