• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Oh sweet god what the fuck happened last night. [B]Edit[/B]: Oh shit Ninja'd I run out of the room screaming.
Freak the fuck out. Why'd I fuck a pony!?
die
Lick her.
Jump the fuck out of bed and run.
"You're a guy aren't you?"
AAAAAAA QUARANTINE IT!
Uhm-... Quite a-.. Uh... [I]Ride...[/I] Last night..? [editline]28th September 2012[/editline] Oh. Uhm. All glory to Kane or something.
Pet the doggie and compliment his ballin' sunglasses.
Oh. Hello. Is there a reason you're wearing that?
Good god why do you keep showing up in my bed
I'm not entirely sure how to react at this point, what exactly am I looking at?
Kill it
Poke her forehead.
"Hello. Good time?"
Immediately check to see if my dick is still there. I feel like a BJ from that would hurt.
What... Are... You... Doing... Here... Face?
I'd cry
?
Duuuudddeee... Dafuq man... it's 6am and you are already busting a tune?? . . . . . . . Holy shit, you aren't a kid! Finally!
Could have been worse I suppose.
FURIOUS FUCKING
Welcome back.
feel disgusted
Spoon.
Check myself for worms
Check myself for cocks.
'Nother round.
So [I]that's[/I] why my ass feels like I got fucked by steel!
Embrace it.
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