• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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cuddle
Think "Did I just tap this, if so I'm awesome"
D:
YES!
Stick 2 fingers up my ass and fly away.
run away and turn myself off
Take it apart, for science.
Get the butterfly net.
oh god that's a bit scary
Check anal integrity. If compromised, stab the fucker In the head until It's brain Is splattered all around.
Check anal integrity. If uncompromised, stab the fucker In the head until It's brain Is splattered all around.
Stick 4 fingers up my ass and become a shit rocket.
ohgod I panic and run away
fuck it
question my sanity
My drunk self must be gay, but you look like a cool bro. Let's go play vidya.
Not sure if to be amazed or afraid for my life
Give no fucks about it.
fuckin dog get that snow off my bed
first things first check my asshole for any blood then go back to sleep
is that who I think it is
Best morning ever.
woah i'm a pokemon trainer!!!
"Oh dear."
What the hell are you?!
blow him or something and sleep some more
reveal your secrets to me, seizure cat.
Jolly sex
smile
Aw yeah.
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