• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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That's rude, man. nina'd
Stare back.
Run. Quickly.
Oh, hey again. Want a glass of milf? I mean milf-.. I mean uh... I got milk.
As long as I didn't fuck it, its too adorable to be mad at.
Wonder why I have a detective in my bed.
"im tired of the mother fuckin snakes in my mother fucking bed" so im going back to sleep
I shrug it off and pull the blanket over my head.
Strangle.
die
I have sex again, and will get drunk again tonight.
Run.
It's cool, even if it was a trap.
uh how does this even WORK
Kill & eat
"Care for some tea?"
Roll over and go back to sleep, obviously a dream
scream
Oh hi~
run like hell
Cool.
Kill myself
Stare fearfully.
[QUOTE=electric926;37847336]Stare fearfully.[/QUOTE]
please tell me that's not a penis
Check my dick for porcupine spikes
I'm genuinely creeped out right now.
peck myself to death
Congratulate myself
run
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