You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[GoldenDragon]

cry

[Mr. Face]

Ah fuck...statutory rape is going on my record [I]again[/I]...

[editline]30th September 2012[/editline]

Damned ninjas.

Dunno if I'm happy or not.

[UntouchedShadow]

I'm not sure what to make of this, but it can't be positive.

[Zeriga]

I would question why they said I am happy and a pile of sticks... Then tear out their jugular.

Edit to below poster: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TOUCH THE HAT!?

Edit2: Wow, what a way to spend a 300th post.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Touch his hat.

[Whyt546]

Gay butt sex.

[Sunnday3]

Cuddle it, cause I'm still fucking cold.

[Zeriga]

At least I got lucky in one sense of the word...

[asteroidrules]

"Why do I get the feeling you're a guy?"

[Viero]

Get up and run

[Mr. Face]

Question what the fuck I'm looking at.

[Xieneus]

leave this place

[MangoJuice]

Rule a country together.

[GoldenDragon]

moar sehxhs

[Viero]

I'm ok with this :v:

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

Sex a with a sign? I hope not.

[Vostok]

"Why are you in bed with me?"

[roman117]

Sure was fun being the doctor's nurse ;)

[GoldenDragon]

leave this place

[Viero]

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;37864874]Sex a with a sign? I hope not.[/QUOTE]

It's a taser unit

Ontopic: Give me more

[Riller]

Yiff.

[editline]1st October 2012[/editline]

...God damn it. Ow ow ow!

[Sableye]

i gotta bone for you, wanna fetch?

[GoldenDragon]

oh my god a dragon

[RagerTrader]

[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;37865016]oh my god a dragon[/QUOTE]

Be slightly freaked by the ears/tail, but then chill and realize that she's still p. hot regardless.

[roman117]

oh source engine

you're my only real love

[Dan*]

What have I done

[roman117]

I'm somewhat okay with this.

[Whyt546]

look it straight in the middle eye and say "2spooky"

[GoldenDragon]

drink it probably

[OffTheRoad]

Cuddle with her.