You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Riller]

The exact same expression as him.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Skyward;37732509]My face would be the same as his.[/QUOTE]

Ninja'd, same face as the pageking.

[BFG9000]

...
*fap, fap fap*

Also, to the person who posts next...
Consider that I have a "Big Fucking Gun"

Check the diameter of your asshole, vagina, penile orifice, and mouth.

[[Green]]

-fucking ninja-

I'd grab the BFG and go into town with it.
[B]"MIGHT MAKES LIGHT AND I FEEL MIGHTY"[/B]

[BFG9000]

Clutch my crotch in pain as my BFG shoots massive, glowing balls of green energy at innocent civilians

[0FucksGiven]

shoot all the things

[Ryu-Gi]

panic.

[Crash15]

go "holy shit serj tankian"

and proceed to be amazed

fuck you ryu gi

run away

[Moustacheman]

Scream for hours.

[CaioLugia]

Speak out loud: "... SHIT."

[kahgarak]

"oh dear"

[Milk]

shrug, go back to sleep

[Archangel125]

Wake her up and go at it again?

[GoldenDragon]

swipe it off my bed with my hand and silently wonder how it got there.

[kahgarak]

a leaf. neat.

goddamn NINJA

a catgirl. neat.

[Digimutant]

Push her off the bed.

[Samiam]

Tiptoe away quietly.

[Rævskjegg]

Fuck yes

[kahgarak]

Let me ask you about your VW Beetle fetish.

[zerglingv2]

Well, you didn't eat my dick so I guess we are alright. Round 2?

[Dominicus]

Shocked I've been sharing my bed with a dead man.

[kahgarak]

not bad

[ScottyWired]

Wait, how old are you?

[relinquish]

"....what??"

[HeavyGuy]

Kill myself

[Nibroc]

get the fuck away from that shit

[kahgarak]

fuck yeah

[Warship]

bark

[Nick Nack]

Nothing out of the usual. Must be my average Sunday morning.

[Sevgi]

-snip-
someone bet me too it.