You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[ROFLBURGER]

[del]Is that a horse.
Yeah I would probably stop drinking[/del]

do snakes even have vaginas

If It had a penis, it would probably of been dead because I have a mouse trap in my anus.

[Dan*]

Hope it's not a snapping turtle

[asteroidrules]

Kill her before she notifies the police.

[roman117]

back the fuck into the corner as if she were a spider

[UntouchedShadow]

You scary.

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37865277][del]Is that a horse.
Yeah I would probably stop drinking[/del]

do snakes even have vaginas

If It had a penis, it would probably of been dead because I have a mouse trap in my anus.[/QUOTE]

How do you think they would reproduce without those? :v:

and I'd ask why he keeps saying that every single morning.

[Zeriga]

Pokeball, go!

Now to rule the world with the only Pokemon there is in real life!

Wait it's an Arbok.

FFFF

[Ashtiel]

goddamnit
nope
goddamnit nope ajsg'gla;s'tgatgagastgah

[Whyt546]

Throw it in the flash fryer

[ROFLBURGER]

Oh god what have I done

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;37865357]How do you think they would reproduce without those? :v:

and I'd ask why he keeps saying that every single morning.[/QUOTE]

Some reptiles can breed by just dryhumping, basically

[Zeriga]

I'd STILL be trippin' out I'd probably do nothing and say nothing.

Edit: AGH NINJA'D!

[Whyt546]

"Get the fuck out"

[Viero]

I love my booze

[NanoSquid]

Squint and try to figure out whats in the bed next to me.

[Zeriga]

[QUOTE=NanoSquid;37865449]Unsurprising considering it's been 3 days since I blacked out. Might as well try another sip...[/QUOTE]

Explain that they were ninja'd.

[NanoSquid]

[QUOTE=Zeriga;37865455]Explain that they were ninja'd.[/QUOTE]

Look over and say "joke's on you, I edited it"

[Ashtiel]

oh god is that a squid

[OffTheRoad]

Mawning, breakfast!

[Zeriga]

Wonder how he got out of his pokeball.

[Whyt546]

Throw him at the neighbors

[Zeriga]

[QUOTE=Whyt546;37865501]Throw it at the neighbors.[/QUOTE]

Ouch man.

Edited:

[QUOTE=Whyt546;37865501]Throw him at the neighbors[/QUOTE]

Ouch man.

[Whyt546]

[QUOTE=Zeriga;37865503]Ouch man.[/QUOTE]

I meant to reply to the snake :v:

[OffTheRoad]

Drink it to see what happens.

[Whyt546]

Throw it at the neighbors

[sp]got it that time[/sp]

[Zeriga]

Throw it out the window.

[Riller]

Ew! Ew ew ew! He-... He even have a fedora. Oh, god, how drunk was I?

[roman117]

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to "fuck some bitches."

[Smas]

That's the last time I spike the punch bowl at a Halloween party.

[kahgarak]

what

[Whyt546]

"Oh god, don't tell me we did it."