• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Wonder whos godamn dog is in my bed
Drink it again
Get ready for round 2.
Sell for millions
Ah perfect! My morning Red Bull.
Well, I suppose I can't argue with that statement now.
Oh fuck yes.
[QUOTE=TalonAran;37877678]Oh fuck yes.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I bought some fiber wire after one of you things ended up in my bed a week or so ago. Guess I'm going to strangle you to.
Um, hehe. Just tell him that he shouldn't be talking.
how does this work again
Cut off legs [B]AND[/B] throw in the flash fryer.
-Drinks and gets a seizure-
Oh god, something off Reddit? How fuckin' drunk was I?
Stop lookin' at mah ass!
Ask an alchemist what the fuck I woke up next to.
Om nom nom.
Cuddle the little wolfie, who doesn't love wolves.
Take it for a ride
did you think i was a stuffed animal or something
"What have I done?!?!?!" Would be my reaction, preceded by vomiting.
smile
Very pleased. EDIT: I started a new page, does this mean I am foreveralone!?
Always wanted to do a moccha-coloured chick~ [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] Too bad I don't get to do that. Instead, I scream in pain since it tore out a chunk of me. Probably why I woke up that early.
Why do you wear sun glasses in bed you douche?!
Scream
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;37832885]"So? you also seem to be one."[/QUOTE] Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaake!!
...What the hell was that?
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;37881052]...What the hell was that?[/QUOTE] Okay seriously, get out my bed.
Just let me give you a real nice and tight hug first~
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