• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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I guess I could get into that...
I would run away screaming.
[QUOTE=Pappi_man;37888026]I would run away screaming.[/QUOTE]
Would think success but in all likelihood i'd fall back asleep with a hangover if i was partying that hard...
wow you're adorable wait a minute ... where do you get your hair done?
Massage my prostate with a bowling pin
What am I looking at
more sex
More sex.
cuddle
If that character is 18+, sex.
cry
"Why the hell is a Muslim woman in a red garb in my bed?"
put my pp in the bottle obviously
Freak the fuck out. Seriously, that man looks like he would do [B]AWFUL[/B] things to a drunk man.
dear god what have i done oh fuck ninja bottle drinking that shit. if i'm not a frog by tuesday i'm calling the witch.
I'd be disappointed with myself as I'm not a fan of pink hair. No offense.
Pet the Charmander.
How the fuck did a leaf get in my bed?
Fuck yeah! I was too busy fondling Praetastic and Kahgarak that I forgot what an adult was!
I dont even
beam him up
kiss it passionately on the eyeball as i slowly suffocate it with my pillow uguu~
"Who's uniform did I rip that off of?"
Oh fuck, I'm going to jail.
Why in the hell do I have Arnold in my bed, and why is he eating a carrot like that?
Lots of screaming and attempted murder with the nearest blunt object.
Pray that it's actually a ditto that will take my shape upon contact with me. EDIT: whoops. guess I get a catgirl instead of a pokemon. yays
"Aww how..." *notices blood* "...cute?"
Score! [sp]I think.[/sp] Oh shit, that dude just fucking tackled the hot babe that was in my bed. That fucking bastard. Oh god, there's a bloody squirrel in here too. What the fuck just happened?
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