You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I do say! How did such a fine individual such as yourself end up in my bedchambers? How much alcohol is in my blood right now?
For a small, cute thing you defently know how to party.
I'd fuck you again.
With a baseball bat.
oh god where am i
Do you babe ;)
"Get out of here stalker!"
Have sex again for no reason.
[QUOTE=TalonAran;37894059]Have sex again for no reason.[/QUOTE]
Gonna play snake fucking eater! but anyway we'll die together :(
I'd try to put it back in its cage and go back to sleep.
Sneak away slowly.
Well, that's something you don't see everyday. Where'd that gasmask come from?
That was hot.
"I BURNED MY HUMPADINK!"
Sue for sexual harrasment, and be rich for ever.
Or just scream like a bitch
Shove a plunger up his ass.
Wonder why I can't feel my legs, then regret drinking before writing that AI program. (FNV)
That was one hell of a classy party. That masquerade orgy must've been wilder than I thought.
Crap, completely forgot about her drinking problems...
[B]AWWWW FUCK BAZONKAS ULTRA NINJA'D[/B]
I like catgirls more than pokemons. GTFO.
[QUOTE=Foxconn;37896724][B]AWWWW FUCK BAZONKAS ULTRA NINJA'D[/B]
I like catgirls more than pokemons. GTFO.[/QUOTE]
Make me leave. I dare ya!
Oh, you for sure fucking will!
<smashes you with a boot>
Ow! That fucking hurt!
*bites your leg*
Chase after the man with a shovel.
Sign his petition.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;37896802]*bites your leg*[/QUOTE]
Argh, you violet piece of diarrhea! I am dying from blood poisoning!
Have a last fucking hit you shitcored pionier of homosexual incest!
*wrecks your head with a fist*
Give him a hug :3
[QUOTE=Cuddly;37897147]Give it a hug :3[/QUOTE]
you and your puny fists! This is the end of you, miserable and weak human!
*coils around your entire body and immobilizes you while squeezing the air out of them lungs*
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