• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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AAAARRRGGHH FUUUUCKHHHHnngnngngnggggghhhghhhg... *is dead*
And that's why you don't piss off a large constrictor, kids!
Beat it to death with a lamp
Beat him to death with a crowbar for beating the best snake ever with a lamp
handshake
Cuddle it, kiss it, go to bed with it and have some sweet sexual intercourse with the best FFXIV character ever.
Kill him for his ninja behavior. I was about to get some too.
Kill both above for disrupting
Have my eyes wider than plates.
"Coulda done worse."
ugh...is that you julian assange?
Oh god there's a child in my bed what did I do oh god oh god
Attempt to flip off back, but then realize that no more fingers.
What the fuck did I drink to end up in bed with you?
Nice skin [I]bro[/I]
What is that I don't even
Check if my penis and vagina is still intact
snuggle
hugs
Ye-he-HEAAAH!!
"Huh, I'm fine with this"
looks a little young...
I hope to god somebody doesn't cockblock me this time.
Sorry, Pokémons belong in my gameboy, not on my penis.
Hug her(them?)
Probably throw up, too much makeup
"Nice."
was i summoning demons while drunk again?
Run away.
[QUOTE=MechaKat;37901715]Run away.[/QUOTE]
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