• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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what the christ
stare into those red eyes and that pale face :s
I sure am lucky.
OH CHRIST WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I'm STILL so drunk I don't even know what the fuck did I get it on with.
Wonder how my gun got in the bed.
Try to remember what I did last night.
I do believe I'd be upset. Also, below poster. Merry Christmas.
Awesome.
Jump out the window.
Get the fuck outta there. Preferably through the closest window.
Not again! I already got an underage one on page 4!
Wonder where the fuck I stole stole that logo from and why it was a good idea to hide it in my bed.
Sweet baby Jesus, who dropped that date rape shit into my drink?
Well then...
"I'm sorry I don't even remember how I got here."
I hope that gun isn't loaded.
Aren't you the same one I slept with earlier?
Mount it on my wall I guess.
weirdest bloody cat I've ever seen
Stare in silent terror and try to slip away without making a sound.
I will slowly weep into my pillow.
Take a long shower
"... grandpa?"
Please don't set my bed on fire ok? I really like this bed.
NO! This is the [B]LAST[/B] time I sleep with you!
i dont even know what part of it would be in my bed, is it like a sticker or what, in any case i'd probably just pick it up and put it outside.
"Oh... my."
I'd scream.
I'd pretty much share the same reaction.
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