You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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[QUOTE=brenz;37970855]Oh man, sleeping with masks, what else?[/QUOTE]
ITS NOT A MASK
oh god is that a dragon better get out of here
"Phew. It's just a mask"
Shit, What the hell happened last night
Now I know why I woke up edge of the bed.
nurse please get out of my bed and go back to the hospital i'm not even sick you have to help sick people i am the least of your concern
cuddle
get out of the bed and commit sepuko.
...why are you grinning...
...WHAT DID WE DO?
Girl, you can tend to my wounds any time.
What the hell
[QUOTE=trollbuster;37981492]What the hell[/QUOTE]
Good job, you got to sleep with the entire Facepunch community :v:
And I'd ask them why they are wearing that suit.
"EEEEEEEK!"
Have sex again.
Punch it in the face.
Run for my life
You didn't see that at all ok?
Say hi and stab myself in the face.
Run like hell and try to hide, hoping it doesn't wake up before I get to the closet.
-ninja-
OH SHIT! THERE'S TWO SNAKES IN THE BED NOW
I HAVE RETURNED
rape
Oh, it's you again. Get out of here before I call the cops.
Oh, I didn't see you there Robo-man. What are you doing here? This is not a charging station.
Of course the first pokemon i ever met is the one i had sex with.
First I heard them a lot, and now I SEE THEM!
HOW DID A FUCKING CAR GET ON MY BED?
Oh...
Want a candy?~
Hope that the owner of the hat is still around so I can give it back to them.
''I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking bed''
Well this is interesting, but who are you?
"Hey, why dont you share that melon with me?"
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