You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[RobyYe]

Say "ah shit" and run.

[PrivRyan]

Awesome.

[Morbo!!!]

Not awesome.

[Nibroc]

With that facial expression? Bloody hell, I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as humanly possible.

[Disgruntled]

I would wonder why a police box capable of time travel is in my bed.

[Jordax]

Slap it back and get the hell out of here.

[Fortesqueh]

''Could be worse!''

[BreakinBenny]

You fucking asshole, you got ahead of me! I wanted to answer on Lucario!

Pour his cup of coffee over his head while he's sleeping

[revan740]

I'd probably wonder where I got the Half-Life 2 paraphernalia sign, why I am in bed with it, and then shrug and hang it up on my wall because the Citadel from the beta was just as cool.

[jbthekid]

I punch him in the face and run.

[OffTheRoad]

"I thought I launched this fucker in the space already..."

[[Green]]

Use it as a fleshlight.
Teeth add extra spice.

[snipe]

kill myself

[SoSicklyAwesome]

Fap furiously.

[normal boy]

[U]"Oh god!"[/U]

[DSG]

kill him

[XUZUL]

I'll be goddamn happy!!

[Praetastic]

Why are there random explosions in my bedroom. Christ, this morning is not starting very well.

[Bordey]

I'd be wondering how old she is.

[absolalone111]

I would scream and kill it

[Nibroc]

Put it back in the wild.

[cs_bunny]

Go on adventures.

[JesterUK]

Take it to the nearest woodland area and let it go

[Garik]

Ohhhh dear.

[LordzBacon]

Ask if he wants bacon & eggs or Waffles for breakfast. While getting my gun to shoot myself.

[Michael haxz]

Oh man that was one rocking paOH MY GOD

[Sebixxx]

OH gawd!What the hell is happened?

[Jauho]

i'd kill it

[lifehole]

god is telling me something but i cant read what

[Jordax]

Have the same expression as him.