You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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No we are bi and i am not a cigarette
...what the fuck? Albert Einstein?
My dream is real!
AEEEEOOOOAAAAHHHWAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Aeeoo
dahcrap.... did i screw around with the time machine again?
Eh, I've slept with worse.
Hi there.
Fat breasts? Oh fuck
rawr
Welp, that was unexpected.
BALD BALD BALD
Please stay fat, you'll be tastier.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Why is my bed here?
Make up your mind.
Stare oddly at the person gradually becoming obese and then snapping back to chubby, restarting the cycle.
[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;38093591]Stare oddly at the person gradually becoming wrapped into something even more strange and then it continues to stare back at me.[/QUOTE]
oh dear god why are you smiling at me like that get out of here what did i do oh god oh god.
Is that a.. facebutt? So do we consider it anal or oral?
Blow my brains out.
I was [i]that[/i] drunk?
will stimulate ass with your vibrating halo
What is wrong with your head!?
God damn, not again.
You broke the springs with your giant thrusting metal spartan dick.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;38096914]You broke the springs with your giant thrusting metal spartan dick.[/QUOTE]
Must have been those.... drinks. Yikes.
Fuck, abducted by aliens AGAIN. (I dunno, all I see is colourful lights) Can you get your anal probing finished so I can get home soon?
Guy with a headband and a mullet...Solid Snake fan?
This headband is to contain the sheer babe-bringing powers of my mullet. If I were to take it off, there would be more than just one smoking hot lady in the bed.
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