You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Rocko's]

Ask him how did he end up in my bed, suspect a break in, then fall back to sleep.

[ScottyWired]

Once again:
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;38085173]Get off the bed you stupid mutt![/QUOTE]

EDIT: Now the dog is giving me friendlies :<
Come back on the bed you little cutie.

[Bradthelad96]

Hop out and waddle away

[ScottyWired]

Could I have my chainsaw back at least?

[ironman17]

Who the hell-

[ScottyWired]

You are one sexy motherfucker.

[Kwaq]

w--wak

[Ashtiel]

goddamnit i cant fuck a duck
did i just rhyme unintentionally.

[Infab]

Mmmm. Chicken.

[CanadianBill]

I got ninja'd... this was to the rooster:

I'd be annoyed on how loud he is in the morning

[Digimutant]

Oh, hi

[Kwaq]

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38098313]Oh, hi[/QUOTE]

quack&#12391;&#12377;

[ScottyWired]

First a dog, now a duck. My house is a farm.

*and duck is my favourite kind of meat, baked in lemon juice especially*

[MechaKat]

It's a monkey?

[Infab]

Ninja'd.

Hello Dino

[Ashtiel]

what are you and how did i get here

[ScottyWired]

Oh shit, a rooster too.

[sp]I'M NOT A FUCKING MONKEY[/sp]

[ewitwins]

At least I got to revenge-jizz in his bandana.

[Macneil_bmx]

Oh I never knew communism felt SooOOOoooo good.

[CWalkthroughs]

I can't fuck a star

or an 8bit whore

[Infab]

While you were here with me, blue team infiltrated your base and stole the briefcase.

Sorry.

[kahgarak]

NICE

[Ex-President]

Is there always a chick in your boobs?

[Chaotic Lord]

NO NO NO NO

[MechaKat]

His fire warms the bed.

[Ex-President]

Hmm I can deal with this

[perka123]

Fuck, not again

[Chekko]

Hi I would like to punch ponies too.

[Radley]

''somebody shoot me...''

[Sableye]

score, suicidal AND hot!