• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Gimme yo ender ballz.
Oh fuck you, now you got blood all over my nice covers.
You got my hair wet!
You won't be able to complain about wet hair when I strangle you for not getting out of my bed.
Kick him out of my bed.
Shit a train sign, I must've been pretty hammered last night to steal that.
I'd cook her breakfast.
Check myself for injuries, missing parts, signs of surgeries.
NOOOOOOPE!
Pet it. TO NO END!
I screwed a minecraft character? I'm OK with this.
Get it outside the house before it realizes what happened last night.
Hooot.
Is this before or after the rape? Either way hi.
c:
:3
Well that's not too bad :v:
Is that a rock?
If that's you, Garrus, then we should stop drinking together. -Fuck ninja'd- *proceed to get the hell out of dodge because dino*
Proceed to have sex again.
Wonder if i had sex with a dude or a woman.
W-were you watching me like that ALL NIGHT?
I always wanted something to cuddle but acutally I prefer girls man..
What? An exploding sloth not good enough for ya Mr Lightning-Moon-Face?
A sloth? With glasses? Pinch me I'm dreaming.
Don't get me wrong, the night WAS good, but still. Edit: Christ, stop ninjaring me. And the cuddling even gets worse and worse, what the christ.
How can a moon fit into Earth, let alone a bed?
Oh hell no!
You're the thing I believe to see every night, right before telling myself that it was just an halucination!
oh christ it's the motherfucking MOON
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