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[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;42241293]What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder[/QUOTE] Here's a different version I made up: What do you call an uncircumcised Ethiopian? A royale with cheese

How did they find out that Princess Diana had dandruff? [I]They found her head and shoulders in the trunk.[/I] What are the similarities between Princess Diana and Pink Floyd? [I]Their greatest hit was The Wall. [/I] Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? [I]How would you feel if your name was ArghMmphtGhtghMpphTh?[/I]

What do you say to an African American in a three piece suit? [sp]Will the defendant please rise[/sp]

Little Timmy was born fine years ago, yet he has only celebrated one birthday. How is this possible? Timmy is dead. What did the little boy get for Christmas? AIDS What did the little boy with AIDS get for Christmas? Cancer What did the little boy with AIDS and cancer get for Christmas? A funeral Why did Sarah drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black wperson and a car tire? Whan you place a chain on a tire, it doesn't start rapping

How do you make a five year old cry twice? Wipe your dick on her teddy bear when you're done.

A man lies in bed with his bride, smoking after a night of incredible fucking. She turns to him finally, and says "That was incredible, but wasn't it a bit presumptuous of you to jam it in my ass like that?" He pauses, and says "Presumptuous. . .that's an awfully big word for a six year old." Q:What's black on top, and white on bottom? A: Rape

[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;42261851]A man lies in bed with his bride, smoking after a night of incredible fucking. She turns to him finally, and says "That was incredible, but wasn't it a bit presumptuous of you to jam it in my ass like that?" He pauses, and says "Presumptuous. . .that's an awfully big word for a six year old." Q:What's black on top, and white on bottom? A: Rape[/QUOTE] lololol

Have you heard the one about the black guy going to college? [sp]Neither have I[/sp]

What's the difference between a Christian Santa, and a Jewish one? [sp]Christian Santa goes [I]down[/I] the stack.[/sp] How do you keep Helen Keller busy? [sp]Put her in a circular room, and tell her to find the marble in the corner.[/sp]

What sucks about being an African American Jew? [sp] You have to sit at the back of the oven [/sp]

How did Helen Keller break her arm? [sp]She tried reading the stop sign[/sp]

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a ferrarri [sp]i don't have a ferrarri in my garage[/sp] a texan girl was sucking her brothers dick, and she said "your dick tastes just like dads." the brother looked at her and said, "that's funny, mom said the same thing

Based on a conversation I saw in a CS:GO server: Man 1: I Fucked your mom. Man 2: But she is dead. Man 1: That explains why she wasn't moving last night.

[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;42262324] How do you keep Helen Keller busy? [sp]Put her in a circular room, and tell her to find the marble in the corner.[/sp][/QUOTE] It's not like she could hear you

whats big, blue, and hates the jews [sp]the world[/sp]