>one eye above the other
>Twi'leks
>Hair Diapers
>anything where there is no blood
>Halo 4
>When you sleep and you get the feeling that things are crawling into your ass
>Eye crust
>Poor exfoliation
rape (I don't even want to think about the people who ARE turned on by this)
lolita (ditto)
incest (I wouldn't have known if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut)
cuckolding/netorare (I don't know about you, but the last thing I want my porn to do is piss me off)
[QUOTE=The Maestro;44194537]Yeah pregnancy's nasty, it's like a total warning sign that the woman's been used.[/QUOTE]
No I disagree. It's nasty because it isn't my child that the woman is bearing.
[editline]11th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44193758]How would you even know? Body odor isn't something you can smell from porn or anything. That's something you've got to experience[/QUOTE]
Well I've smelled a few strippers.
My dentist
[QUOTE=artDecor;44207065]rape (I don't even want to think about the people who ARE turned on by this)
[B]lolita (ditto)[/B]
incest (I wouldn't have known if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut)
cuckolding/netorare (I don't know about you, but the last thing I want my porn to do is piss me off)[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you mean loli here as lolita is a "culture" where you dress in victorian era looking clothes and loli is drawn young girls.
redditors
I dated one once, never again.
We need new emotcons for this thread :v:
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Relationship imbalance.
I want a woman with authority and showrunner skills, but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna be the chewtoy.
Tanlines
I like women who are a bit dark, but for fuck sake stay consistent.
[QUOTE=artDecor;44215276]Tanlines
I like women who are a bit dark, but for fuck sake stay consistent.[/QUOTE]
tanlines are hot, what are you on about?
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;44215533]tanlines are hot, what are you on about?[/QUOTE]It hurts my arousal, and I personally think it looks ugly, but it's not like those feelings had existed until I posted.
Piercings, long fake nails, shots where there's just cum everywhere oh god, when they spread stuff or prolapse stuff.
Farts.
dumb girls
Have you ever seen a couple in public who looked almost identical to each other? Like they were siblings or something, or maybe just narcissists who are completely unaware that the person they chose to be in a relationship with looks just like them?
That's pretty gross.
the poo poo
Piercings of all kinds.
Tattoos.
Smoking.
When in a video it shows a girl and its all good for a couple of minutes, but then a dick slowly comes into frame. Fucking WHY
Looking for porn only to find shitty drawn MS Paint bullshit
fat people
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44221606]fat people[/QUOTE]
You mean the 300 pound "curvy BBW" landwhales?
[QUOTE=Greetings;44221655]You mean the 300 pound "curvy BBW" landwhales?[/QUOTE]
Pretty much anyone who's body weight isn't proportional to their height. Chubby just won't work for me.
[QUOTE=Toats MaGoats;44220893]When in a video it shows a girl and its all good for a couple of minutes, but then a dick slowly comes into frame. Fucking WHY[/QUOTE]
I heard the Jaws theme when I read this.
[QUOTE=Minimole;44222846]I heard the Jaws theme when I read this.[/QUOTE]
"We're gonna need a bigger booty."
Assless people
Really skinny women
Women with abbs.
Men with abbs.
Me with no abbs.
Uncircumcised dicks look slightly terrifying to me for some reason.
[QUOTE=Metherat;44227418]Uncircumcised dicks look slightly terrifying to me for some reason.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jRLMC2O.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Desuh;44227450][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jRLMC2O.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What is this abomination of which you present us in broad daylight of the computer screen?
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