What are you thinking? v.Enough with the emote titles
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Hmm. Usually that works eerily well.
Also this happened.
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Delicious.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;17770396]Also this happened.
[media]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/nom-1.png[/media][/QUOTE]Why must you make me lost my appetite for cheez-its.
Well I'm going to bed.
Night.
Don't leave me.
Babe.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;17770431]Don't leave me.
Babe.[/QUOTE]My love was for a cheez-it. I'm sorry honey, I just never loved you~
Then I have nothing left to lose.
:suicide:
sup fuckers
[QUOTE=Archive;17770624]sup fuckers[/QUOTE]Go away k
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;17770631]Go away k[/QUOTE]
shutup
no point in trying to argue
[editline]11:11PM[/editline]
[b]Random Sex Story about Leetsepeak[/b]
[quote]
I was walking down the street one day, I noticed some people where gathering in a parking lot.
There was one girl, she looked around my age.
Then there were three guys.
One was short, he looked kind of geeky but not too much.
The other was black, well he acted black anyways. "Damn Wiggas" I thought to myself.
And this last guy looked real nerdy, some computer freak probably.
I stood there for a while, trying to make out what they were saying, but of course I was unable to hear them.
They all started moving, instinctivly I began to follow, far enough behind so they couldn't see me of course.
I followed them for some time and eventually ended up at a small warehouse.
"What are they doing in there?" I thought to myself, I should have stayed back but my curiousity got the better of me.
I walked up the stairs on the side of the building and creeped open the door, making sure it made no sound.
I peered over the walkway I found myself on and saw them around a small fire, there was a bag over the fire, I was curious to see what was in the bag.
Unfortunately a few minutes later I got my wish.
They took the bag from the engulfing flames and tossed it to the floor.
Four tiny bodies rolled from it.
They were kittens, they cooked small cats.
I was disgusted, no, horrified.
Even more so when I saw the men scrounge to the floor after the cats.
The short guy got one first.
He shoved the head in his mouth and tore it off the kitten's body.
He had a satisfied look on his face, as he chewed the cats head.
The others began devouring their food.
The girl wasn't as vile and gluttonish as the men were when she picked up her food.
However, when she began to eat she exceeded them in every form of disgust.
She ripped out a leg, ate the meat from it's bones and used the bone to pick out organs she didn't like.
I held in my vomit and continued to watch when I should have ran.
After about 10 minutes they had finished, tiny unrecognizable corpses lay on the concrete floor.
I couldn't believe what happened next.
The woman pulled a knife from her pants and set it on the floor.
She then proceeded to remove her clothes before the three men.
The men all showed a great amount of lust in their eyes.
Somewhat weirded out at this I was also relieved that there would be no more blood.
Boy was I wrong.
She picked the knife up from the floor and began to cut open long crosses on her arms.
she shoved her fingers into the openings in her skin and pulled out as much tissue as she could.
She tossed it to the floor, like she was offering it to the men.
They all leapt for the bloody heap of flesh and fought for it. She smiled.
The men's hands were stained with blood.
Bits of flesh hung from their teeth.
They no longer resembled humans, they were animals, no, demons.
"There- Plenty- Meat- For you." I could only hear a few of the words she spoke.
but it was enough for me to understand.
She layed on the ground and cut 3 large holes in her boobs.
The men instantly reacted to this and stripped down to nothing.
Their cocks were ready and willing to fill those holes.
and so they did.
They all rushed to her and began to fuck her newly made holes over and over.
Blood splashed out everywhere and the woman moaned with pleasure.
I fell backwards in shock, my body making a loud thump on the walkway.
They all reacted to this sound and without thinking rushed up the walkway.
They grabbed me, I struggled to no avail.
They tossed me off the edge and down to the concrete floor.
The impact caused me to cough out blood.
I blacked out seconds later.
I woke up a while later.
Or at least what felt like a while.
I couldn't feel anything other than a slight push every couple seconds.
My eyes were blurred, but I still turned my head to see what was happening.
My eyes began to focus, I tried to scream but I couldn't.
The woman from before.
She had what was left of my arm shoved inside her.
Blood spilling out from her wet cunt.
The men stood by watching
their boners were still their. I was disgusted but couldn't turn my head away.
She stopped and turned to them.
They knew what to do.
They moved to my other limbs, which as I guessed where all mamed off.
I was disgusted, they began to fuck my stubs.
I could feel their dicks rubbing against my insides.
I wanted to die, but that would have been to good for me.
They continued to violate what was left of me.
I tried to move but their weight pinned me down.
I think I speant a few days as their "toy"
They kept me alive, it was a shitty couple of days.
But thankfully it was about to end soon.
Just... Not in the most pleasent of ways.
The woman was using me as her 'toy' yet again, she moans so lustfully, I couldn't feel her juices slide along my stub anymore.
My skin was turning blue, my lips had lost color.
I was dying, all of them knew it.
One of the men came up to her and said something along the lines of "It's time. All hail."
She frowned and removed her cunt from my stub.
I didn't care at that point.
They left for about an hour and made their way to the fire pit, it was surrounded by cat bodies by now
They were each holding something in their hands.
I couldn't make out what, my eyesight had gone bad.
I lay there, silently.
Explosions rung in my ears suddenly.
I couldn't move to see what had caused them.
But little chunks of flesh and pools of blood landed on top of me.
Looks like they died, and left me here to die... A slow and painful death....
The End
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Oh well done.
id bone a dead grill
^ What the fuck.
What you guys don't like zombie porn
theyre just weird
It's 4 AM and I'm awake.
Time to drink some chocolate syrup.
[b]FUCK YES![/b] I'm UNBANNED!
Damn, it's kind of sad when I realize that facepunch contributes to much of my daily entertainment when I can't log in and post.
[editline]08:34AM[/editline]
shitmodding
leetspeak isnt like that :(
[editline]03:40AM[/editline]
are you sara? are you really like that? :(
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17771362]leetspeak isnt like that :(
[editline]03:40AM[/editline]
are you sara? are you really like that? :([/QUOTE]
i love you hookervomit my love for you is undying
Didn't see that coming.
[QUOTE=Andy-;17767457]Make sure you use [url=http://images.google.com/images?q=vic rattlehead]Vic[/url] or [url=http://images.google.com/images?q=eddie the head]Eddie[/url] because the Metallica logo can't talk. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
:buddy:
:ohdear:
[editline]03:53AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17771379]i love you hookervomit my love for you is undying[/QUOTE]
[b]About Perfumly[/b]:
Biography
i lov u vnl
Location
i lov u vnl
Interests
i lov u vnl
Occupation
lovin vnl
[editline]03:54AM[/editline]
:colbert:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17771452]
[b]About Perfumly[/b]:
Biography
i lov u vnl
Location
i lov u vnl
Interests
i lov u vnl
Occupation
lovin vnl
[editline]03:54AM[/editline]
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
Oh shit son, she onto you.
I loved the first 2.
[editline]08:11PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ubergoose;17771590]Just realised how awesome dragonforce are again.[/QUOTE]
They are quite awesome.
holy crap, i completely forgot leetsepeak was even a user here.... huh my memory [I]is[/I] shit.
on a side note, it's 5 in the damn morning and i woke up for no reason
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