[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39030458]osyuefhvkyhwgefukwsfh
So apparently it's my stepfather's 49th birthday today, so he had a friend over. His friend is a jerk, but he's not awful, I guess.
Then I found out that he brought his 13 year old and his 10 year old boys with him. These children come from Hell. They scream EVERYTHING they say, they break some of my shit every time they come over, they're overly violent and they're just...fucking hateful. Some of the worst kids I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
So anyway, they came over today. I am in the middle of one of the worst colds I've ever had. They decide to come up to my room when I'm trying to sleep.
"HEY ALEEEEEEEEEEEEX! WANNA PLAY SOME GAMES?"
Being as polite as I could possibly be, I answer with "I'm sorry, guys. I feel awful right now. I just got a terrible cold from my sister and I haven't got any energy at all or else I'd be up for playing some games with you guys. Plus, you don't want this cold."
So the 13 year old comes over and hits me in the face.
"COME OOOOOOOON. STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT."
After that smack in the face, I was starting to lose my patience.
"No, dude. I can't. I haven't slept in about 2 days and...look, I'm just going to come out and say it: I'm in a really fucked up state of mind right now. My brother's downstairs and he's got the Xbox going. Why don't you play with him?"
"He's not as cool as you are, though!"
Apparently when you think someone's cool, you slap them in the face when they're sick and disrespect them.
"Man, I was puking a couple of hours ago. You don't want this. I'm sorry, but I can't come down with you guys."
The younger one starts to look around my room and he finds the Christmas card that I got from my girlfriend. It's probably the only card that I've ever gotten from someone that actually [B]really[/B] meant something to me and he says that if I don't get downstairs that he was going to rip it in half.
I got out of bed, took the card and other gifts away that I had gotten from her and I put them away. I put my hand on their backs and walked them out of my room and locked the door.
They've been pounding on the fucking door ever since, even before I started writing this. I'm fucking tired of this bullshit.[/QUOTE]
my christmas every year with 7 nephews under 10 running around a small as fuck house.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39030866]That's my girl.
The younger one apparently tried to hit my little sister with her Wii remote when they were here, too. She doesn't like them too much, either. [sp] Who the fuck would? [/sp][/QUOTE]
The wii is a perfect excuse for whacking someone in the face with a hard object. "We were playing baseball and I didn't see him!"
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39030458]
Apparently when you think someone's cool, you slap them in the face when they're sick and disrespect them.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah, kids are weird like that. My dad took me to a party for the Fourth of July, and one of the kids walked up and spat right in my face. Know why?
He wanted me to say hi.
oh except this is a thirteen year old who should know better (and how the fuck do you not punch them in the face)
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39030866]That's my girl.
The younger one apparently tried to hit my little sister with her Wii remote when they were here, too. She doesn't like them too much, either. [sp] Who the fuck would? [/sp][/QUOTE]
You're waaaaay too good of a person dude. If some kids came in my room and started hitting me, I'd probably give them a good falcon punch to the gut and tell them that thats what happens when you hit people. Maybe I'm a bad person, but I've had some hell-cousins too, and I pretty much told them that if you wanna hang out with me, you gotta be chill, and no hitting especially.
Children make me mad. Especially while I'm working, 75% of them are the yelly/screamy/run-around-and-throw-things-y types and 25% are just chilling or watching me work. I hate the ones that watch me work too, but that's only because I don't like people watching me, it makes me uncomfortable.
Oh my God, these kids that came over.
We were playing Mario Party and the 10 year old started to play and all of a sudden he starts freaking out saying "I wanna do THIS" and "I wanna do THAT". I mean, FilmSlacker has ADD, so I know what that's all about, but this was taking it to a whole new level. You just couldn't entertain these kids.
Then he went into our kitchen and took a laundry hamper and started trying to hit me and his older brother with it. After he got bored of that, he thought "oh, I'm just going to take the fish out of the fishbowl".
Then he started throwing dirty clothes at me.
I eventually lost it and yelled "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!". What does he keep doing? The stuff I had just told him not to do the entire time.
These kids are both older than me. It's kind of astounding.
[editline]30th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39030613]Just boomer bile all over the little shits
They will never bother you again[/QUOTE]
Also, the fact that our copy of Left 4 Dead doesn't work and nobody has any money to replace it.
[QUOTE=Film's Sis;39031427]Oh my God, these kids that came over.
We were playing Mario Party and the 10 year old started to play and all of a sudden he starts freaking out saying "I wanna do THIS" and "I wanna do THAT". I mean, FilmSlacker has ADD, so I know what that's all about, but this was taking it to a whole new level. You just couldn't entertain these kids.
Then he went into our kitchen and took a laundry hamper and started trying to hit me and his older brother with it. After he got bored of that, he thought "oh, I'm just going to take the fish out of the fishbowl".
Then he started throwing dirty clothes at me.
I eventually lost it and yelled "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!". What does he keep doing? The stuff I had just told him not to do the entire time.
These kids are both older than me. It's kind of astounding.
[editline]30th December 2012[/editline]
Also, the fact that our copy of Left 4 Dead doesn't work and nobody has any money to replace it.[/QUOTE]
You're closer to their age? Kick the shit outta them.
[editline]30th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39031460]You can blame that one your second older brother for putting coke and peanut butter all over it when he was drunk.[/QUOTE]
Alright what. I can understand coke, if you spill, but peanut butter? Was he gonna make a vidya sandwich?
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39031461]You're closer to their age? Kick the shit outta them.
[editline]30th December 2012[/editline]
Alright what. I can understand coke, if you spill, but peanut butter? Was he gonna make a vidya sandwich?[/QUOTE]
Oh, I wanted to. But in the end, what will that solve? Their dad would be pissed at me and I'd probably get punished, no matter if it was to defend my personal stuff or not.
I remember when they broke Alex's drum pedal for Rock Band 3 by jumping on it multiple times. That cost around 80 bucks to replace, too.
[QUOTE=Film's Sis;39031488]Oh, I wanted to. But in the end, what will that solve? Their dad would be pissed at me and I'd probably get punished, no matter if it was to defend my personal stuff or not.
I remember when they broke Alex's drum pedal for Rock Band 3 by jumping on it multiple times. That cost around 80 bucks to replace, too.[/QUOTE]
Man, maybe I'm a bad person, but I just CANNOT put up with little kids who act like total shits. If their parents wont beat them, chances are I will.
Home LAN keeps breaking and everyone is like: "you installed those new games and they are the cause why the network keeps breaking and we can't use it; you should stop installing and playing so many games"
erm...
[QUOTE=Zircon_;39031792]Home LAN keeps breaking and everyone is like: "you installed those new games and they are the cause why the network keeps breaking and we can't use it; you should stop installing and playing so many games"
erm...[/QUOTE]
"your video games uploaded all these viruses onto the computer, all steam is is a virus distributor."
>proceeds to uninstall MSE, installs mcafee, get on AOL on the old IE browser.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;39031921]"your video games uploaded all these viruses onto the computer, all steam is is a virus distributor."
>proceeds to uninstall MSE, installs mcafee, get on AOL on the old IE browser.[/QUOTE]
Don't even fucking start with that man, I had to fix all that stupid shit on my parents' laptops and they still click every pop up, link, and nigerian prince emails that they see. I gave up.
Just how we got a gigantic snow storm and it ruined my plans for the day.
*SIGH*
I just hope I don't lose power.
i think danielly's mom and flimfilm's step-dad are made for eachother
i mean they do act like complete hard-asses
[QUOTE=Crash15;39032301]i think danielly's mom and flimfilm's step-dad are made for eachother
i mean they do act like complete hard-asses[/QUOTE]
They seem like distant cousins or something.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39031972]Don't even fucking start with that man, I had to fix all that stupid shit on my parents' laptops and they still click every pop up, link, and nigerian prince emails that they see. I gave up.[/QUOTE]
My mom installs every version of "registry cleaners, boost your computer speed" etc. etc...
[editline]30th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Crash15;39032301]i think danielly's mom and flimfilm's step-dad are made for eachother
i mean they do act like complete hard-asses[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say so really. It depends on the situation.
Most of the time she's nice, but sometimes she's ugh.
However, if you asked me when I was a kid, then yes, definitely a big yes there.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;39031921]"your video games uploaded all these viruses onto the computer, all steam is is a virus distributor."
>proceeds to uninstall MSE, installs mcafee, get on AOL on the old IE browser.[/QUOTE]
My parents actually think this. Before I got my own computer I couldn't play anything.
"your garry's mod mods are putting viruses onto the computer and so is Steam, UNINSTALL IT NOW!"
So there's this customer that always shops at the store I work at and he always buys a crapload of stuff and always asks for help putting it in his car. Most of the time he buys way too much stuff and half of it can't fit in his tiny hatchback. The past few times I've had to help him something he bought is broken, so I have to run around the store, put the damaged stuff in the back, and then come get new not-broken stuff, and this is a big store.
And then there are times where I have to help the cart pushers outside (which I used to do), and usually their machine is dead so we have to pull everything by hand up an incline. Usually there's a horde of people waiting for us to pull in carts like a pack of vultures. I mentioned it before but I the it when people watch me work, especially when they stand about with the look of impatience, and they can't muster up the strength to walk out into the lot and get their own fucking cart if they don't like waiting.
I gotta get out of retail or something.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39030261]So my brother just got home from his dad's. He's been there for about a week. We just made something simple for lunch. Just some deep-fried hot dogs, no big deal.
Enter stepfather.
My brother put some ketchup on his hot dog.
"LOOK AT THE FUCKING MONEY YOU'RE WASTING!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Cooking the hot dogs and putting ketchup on them costs more than just eating them as is, right?"
"...Yeaaaaaaah, but typically you...cook food when you're hungry."
"Well, you just turned that 7 cent hot dog into a 2 dollar one by deep frying it and adding ketchup. I just wish you'd use your fucking brain for once in your l--"
"Wow. I haven't seen you since Christmas and the first conversation we have is about how much of an idiot I am. Thanks for the welcome wagon. Also, no. This is not a '2 dollar hot dog' because it has a little bit of ketchup on it. Get over yourself."
"BUT YOU'RE WASTING MONEY! EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY A 25 CENT HOT DOG, THOSE QUARTERS ADD UP."
I think Mister Sandman's question was valid when she asked me if my stepfather was secretly Mr. Krabs. I can understand wanting to save money, but he freaks out over [I][B]anything[/B][/I] that costs money, even to the slightest degree. It just makes him come off as a greedy piece of shit, not like it changes what I thought of him anyway.[/QUOTE]
OH better not buy any food then, that costs money. Fucking moron..what else are you supposed to do with ketchup?
just reminded that my entire family is coming to my house tomorrow for New Years Eve.
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where's the morphine
Ugh what a douche
Urgh, I can't fucking stand people like that.
Again, if it's like... that show where the guy has 5 wives. Then I guess it's okay.
But the fact that NONE of the other girls know about it. And he was having two best friends fighting against each other?! Also the fact that he's acting like SUCH a pig...
Ew
The rest of my grades still aren't fucking posted and there is only like 1 week before the next semester begins.
I had to enroll in some archaeology class because it was one of the only classes left that was open. Hopefully its somewhat interesting and easy so I can pass.
You should give those girls a fucking heads up dude.
NINJA'D, SHIT
Every time I think about how a girl's tried to get off with me but I've been to fucking retarded to just go with it.
Fuck cleaning.
I have all of this stuff that isn't garbage, but doesn't belong anywhere.
[t]http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551717_509036452462610_1956660117_n.jpg[/t]
I need either more space or less stuff... Or both.
[editline]31st December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39033782]I hate to be a pussy here, but this guy, as much as a piggish cunt as he is, he's got friends. Powerful ones.
All that's going to do is get people over to my house to beat the shit out of me.[/QUOTE]
Nobody [sp]smart[/sp] will blame you for escaping a gunfight when you only have a knife.
You know what makes me mad?
Just being a hormonal mother fucker who just gets in bad moods for like no reason.
Like right now
[QUOTE=gokiyono;39033909]
I need either more space or less stuff... Or both.[/QUOTE]
You need a shelf.
You got room for it, and I think it would actually make the room look better, instead of having a large empty space.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Pa9Cb.jpg[/t]
Finished The Walking Dead EP1 on XBL
I would purchase the next EP with my Microsoft points but Microsoft and their fucking stupid region switching thing is gonna take at least 2 weeks. Hopefully it's still on sale.
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