• Shit that gets you mad v15 - cant think of title
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[QUOTE=Zircon_;39069576]I don't know what to write in my steam bio, it drives me mad halp[/QUOTE] say that you are a seal and an expert in gorilla warfare
[QUOTE=Electroholic;39062743]This fucking shit: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d6YRn.png[/IMG] I always love resetting my password every time I want to login because I have to follow these bullshit rules when I make my password.[/QUOTE] I recently signed up for something with those same rules, except it was 12-24 characters. My normal password's 11 characters and works for everything. Not even my online banking has that elaborate of a password system.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;39069765]say that you are a seal and an expert in gorilla warfare[/QUOTE] You mean this? [QUOTE]What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=absolalone111;39070501]You mean this?[/QUOTE] Yes exactly He can paraphrase the parts describing himself.
Planetside 2 needs 4 gigs of ram, I'm on 32 bit so I'm limited to 4. The OS takes .2, so that leaves me with 3.8 gigs of ram. There's probably more as to why it doesn't run, but tons of 32 bit people are having problems. Think about the other half of the OS SOE, please.
Fucking neighbors car alarm is going off again. I hope the battery dies like last time. [editline].[/editline] My asshole is chapped. Hurts like hell.
[QUOTE=absolalone111;39070501]You mean this?[/QUOTE] Damnit, every time I read that, I sing this in my head. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU[/media]
[QUOTE=OHNOES;39068444]Didn't they release free dlc that changed the endings to be better?[/QUOTE] I'm a college student. I don't have money for Xbox Live.
[t]http://cdn.pocket-lint.com/images/HGVh/aotd-rayman-jungle-run-0.jpg?20120919-222852[/t] I hope whoever made this infuriating game burns in hell.
[QUOTE=digigamer17;39067929]Now I know a perfect explanation why I deleted Minecraft in the first place. Runs like shit with pausing which in turn, ruins enjoyability. Eats RAM, causes it to crash, or a system freeze up. Oh dear God who would be me.[/QUOTE] i swear its the most unoptimized piece of shit ever My gfx card is an nVidia gtx 680, and even with optifine making the game with the lowest possible settings, I still get fucking 13 fps what is this shit
[QUOTE=Crash15;39073368]i swear its the most unoptimized piece of shit ever My gfx card is an nVidia gtx 680, and even with optifine making the game with the lowest possible settings, I still get fucking 13 fps what is this shit[/QUOTE] what's your CPU, how much RAM do you have. Minecraft uses very little GPU power, but tons of CPU and RAM.
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39073451]what's your CPU, how much RAM do you have. Minecraft uses very little GPU power, but tons of CPU and RAM.[/QUOTE] My cpu is small right now (bottleneck) and it [sub]used[/sub] run minecraft just fine. Intel Core 2 Duo E850 @ 3.16GHz 3.5GHz 4.00 GB of RAM
People with magic genes who can eat enough food to feed everyone in africa and don't gain a pound
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;39073516]People with magic genes who can eat enough food to feed everyone in africa and don't gain a pound[/QUOTE] Sup?
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;39073516]People with magic genes who can eat enough food to feed everyone in africa and don't gain a pound[/QUOTE] that is me!
I hate how cynical I am, but I can't help it. I wouldn't be surprised if I was the most cynical person on the planet.
This guy makes me mad. [QUOTE][QUOTE=Zerokateo;39067446]I'm shy and I keep to myself around people I don't know. [editline]2nd January 2013[/editline] Just the way I look, what the fuck can I do to make myself look less shitty? [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/20130102_112014.jpg[/t] I'm gonna start shaving everyday from now on and using my acne creams but is there anything else I can do? My hair doesn't look this shitty but I've been sleeping all night. Also I've got a really bad swearing problem, any idea on how to fix that?[/QUOTE] [/QUOTE]
Oh god, I just realized. Those two imprisoned Arma 3 developers, Ivan and Martin, didn't get to enjoy Christmas or New Years Eve with their friends and families and instead had to most likely deal with being stuck in a shitty cell while missing out on the happy holidays. That makes me sad.
[url]http://www.y8.com/games/winnie_the_poohs_home_run_derby[/url] [img]http://stuffpoint.com/winnie-the-pooh/image/116302-winnie-the-pooh-owl.jpg[/img] ALL MY RAGE
[QUOTE=Sharker;39073281][t]http://cdn.pocket-lint.com/images/HGVh/aotd-rayman-jungle-run-0.jpg?20120919-222852[/t] I hope whoever made this infuriating game burns in hell.[/QUOTE] What's it supposed to be like? The Rayman version of Spongebob's Boat-O-Cross?
[QUOTE=Crash15;39073514]My cpu is small right now (bottleneck) and it [sub]used[/sub] run minecraft just fine. Intel Core 2 Duo E850 @ 3.16GHz 3.5GHz 4.00 GB of RAM[/QUOTE] I have the same amount [and probably lower quality, judging by your GPU] of RAM and a little Phenom ii x4 B50. Fairly sure your C2D could outperform it [and I run minecraft just fine, goes to show you shouldn't skimp out on the CPU]
[QUOTE=3com111;39074653]This guy makes me mad.[/QUOTE] Love you too.
when people overreact way too damn much I mess with a friend's thruster for half a second and he perma bans me off his server rofl Oh yeah, the kid that his tiny springer broke on me when i was holding for him? He thought it was a wonderful idea to scratch the [i]fuck[/i] out of my Black Ops II disc. Apparently 25$ > 60$ that I paid for myself
[QUOTE=Crash15;39076028]when people overreact way too damn much I mess with a friend's thruster for half a second and he perma bans me off his server rofl[/QUOTE] Heh, I put a picture of 2 old guys hugging as her windows background and this chick got really pissed because she thought they were guy. It was Tom hanks and another guy and she got pissed. I mean shit it's not like I put gay porn on your computer and messed with your facebook.
I just experienced an event that would make someone cry. But I don't feel like crying. I'm a fucking emotionally numb man and there are too many things wrong with me. I have no sympathy for anyone but myself.
When people eat crisps or something down the mic. Oh how it makes my blood boil.
Seagulls. I fucking hate them. They keep flying around here and screaming. Hell I swear I even hear the distant cries in the distance.. And it's winter. They're the only reason why I want a projectile weapon. [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] They look stupid too. [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] They always fly over the sea and bump into each other and scream. Stupid birds
So I decided to play Dota 2. I figured it'd take a while to find a match. Somewhere along the line, I accepted it, and then somehow I missed out on 10 min of gameplay by doing other shit, forgetting. Fuck. There goes my 15th abandon.
How time has to drag it's fucking donkey sized balls while at work. 10 minutes feel like 1 hour. I wish I could just zone out or something but I can't.
[QUOTE=credesniper;39071416]Planetside 2 needs 4 gigs of ram, I'm on 32 bit so I'm limited to 4. The OS takes .2, so that leaves me with 3.8 gigs of ram. There's probably more as to why it doesn't run, but tons of 32 bit people are having problems. Think about the other half of the OS SOE, please.[/QUOTE] I managed to run it with 2gb of ram, I found some config in the Planetside 2 thread that gave me like 30-40FPS but I heard that there's basically a bug at the minute where it uses like more CPU than it should or something.
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