• Shit that gets you mad v15 - cant think of title
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I don't really blame them for the amount of reminders they probably know if they were in your scenario that they'd forget by the end of the time period (or they just know you would idk) [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=/B/rother;39081972]it's just not nice to swear, that's it. i don't care though. they did give you a reason though.[/QUOTE] that's a very half baked reason I can't imagine anyone in a semi-serious debate even attempting to use that as a decent retort it's also a very very crap reason when they're literally threating to kick me out for the day over it
-merge- [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39081997]I eat just as much as anyone else and I'm 102 pounds, dude. For an 18 year old, that's [I]waaaaaaaaay[/I] too underweight. I believe I'm supposed to be around 140 or so, but I could be wrong.[/QUOTE] 102 is [I]really[/I] underweight. How tall are you? I was underweight for a few years, sorted out a nice diet and excersize plan and it somehow worked
That's a [I]little[/I] more understandable then I used to be around 115lb @ 192CM. (145 now)
How so many people on FP don't seem to understand what an opinion is.
How fucking stingy my brother is with his paypal. I've given him tons of loans but when I want to order something for £20 and give him cash in hand he has a little bitch fit. fuck it I ordered it anyway.
[QUOTE=WalkerBait;39078784]This shit [URL="http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3211195/carrie-has-been-shifted-all-the-way-to-october/"]http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3211195/carrie-has-been-shifted-all-the-way-to-october/[/URL] Like... I'm not even gonna try lying, this was probably one of my most hyped movies of the year. And they randomly changed the release from March to OCTOBER?! I just... urgh. I hope they have a good explanation for this.[/QUOTE] try being a fan of Valve
[QUOTE=/B/rother;39081972]it's just not nice to swear, that's it. i don't care though. they did give you a reason though.[/QUOTE] That's an understandable reason in public or around children, but it doesn't make sense at all when grown adults get uncomfortable around swearing. I've heard people saying stuff like "fuck" since I was 7 on the bus ride to school. The first time I heard the word "cunt" was from my dad when a woman nearly ran him off the road. They're words you hear in the real world, and they're only offensive because that's what we're told.
Everyone else is going out with friends. And I'm here making fart noises while reading facepunch. Living the dream...
My mom says that she'll drive me to the local game store tomorrow so I could go and buy the PS3 arcade fight stick I wanted. She's been saying this for nearly a week now. Ugh...
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;39082810]That's an understandable reason in public or around children, but it doesn't make sense at all when grown adults get uncomfortable around swearing. I've heard people saying stuff like "fuck" since I was 7 on the bus ride to school. The first time I heard the word "cunt" was from my dad when a woman nearly ran him off the road. They're words you hear in the real world, and they're only offensive because that's what we're told.[/QUOTE] yea well its a good art to learn where its appropriate to swear, I normally swear like a motherfucker but when Im around people who would take offense I won't. Older people often think very bad of you when you swear and it brings up a lot of false stereotypes about you as well. Just because it is retarded that swearing is offensive to people doesn't mean you should swear all the time. Gotta play the game man.
Max just banned me on Christmas day for Racism on a LMAO picture. Thanks for the gift of being wacked with the banhammer. Alright: I was watching my Burn Notice on my Wii using Netflix and my sister kept bitching on how she wants to play Mario Kart, then once the episode I was watching done with, she told my goddamn parents she wants to and my damn parents force me to play that game that is so repetitive. Holy shit, you're like 15, grow some breasts.
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;39075346][url]http://www.y8.com/games/winnie_the_poohs_home_run_derby[/url] [img]http://stuffpoint.com/winnie-the-pooh/image/116302-winnie-the-pooh-owl.jpg[/img] ALL MY RAGE[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jpHAM.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ixmpt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bs4Ge.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EOHMu.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Swog;39083871]Max just banned me on Christmas day for Racism on a LMAO picture. Thanks for the gift of being wacked with the banhammer. Alright: I was watching my Burn Notice on my Wii using Netflix and my sister kept bitching on how she wants to play Mario Kart, then once the episode I was watching done with, she told my goddamn parents she wants to and my damn parents force me to play that game that is so repetitive. Holy shit, you're like 15, grow some breasts.[/QUOTE] mario kart: double dash is the best seriously, i have never had so much fun with my friends on a gc or a wii with that game.
Speaking of the wii, my s-video cable got here today but I can't figure out how to record with the thing. I can get it hooked up to the tv just fine but when I plug it into my capture card the quality turns back to composite.
Speaking of skinny or underweight, I'm so picky on food as some foods give me a headache or I feel rubbish the next day. 53kg, 5' 10 and age 17. Oh for the love of... Help me.
Want some of my fat? I was underweight, now I'm overweight within a year :v: I was always the one who eats a lot but can't gain a pound. Now I gain a pound in a few days. Well, at least it's my birthday so I don't give a shit.
i swear this forum is full of babies if a famous person mentions or references mlp, everyone goes "ogm are they kidding i hope dey are kidding" or "whaaa wtf why does he like mlp >:(((" i always want to say who the fuck cares, but i'd probably get fucking backlashed
i'm out of weed and got to slow down on my morphine intake. fuck i hate being ill.
Amazing. So we're at the beach in 42c weather Friends say some to a cave, so I come, there are so many rocks and shit my feet are [B]burning[/B]. We finally make it to the cave "We have to go back foods ready" So we burnt our feet to hell for no reason, so I'm running on the sand to the tent things and there's no space and they're saying "quick quick get in" but they're just sitting there not giving me any room to actually sit (when there's room) until like 10 seconds later And then soon after we pack our shit to leave In the car now going to a closer beach to our hose, no cold water or drinks either because I don't know who decided to bring a TINY esky instead of a big one that we have at our place. New beach, no cold drinks or anywhere to buy them near
[QUOTE=/B/rother;39085351]i'm out of weed and got to slow down on my morphine intake. fuck i hate being ill.[/QUOTE] I hate to be a voice of moderation, but it may be good to be forced to cut down on morphine occasionally. If there was something forcing me to not smoke for any reason I'd love that right now
My server IP got changed and I lost the majority of my community.
When people who aren't Korean speak Korean around me, I get sooo fucking annoyed.
[URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1237047[/URL] This thread gets me mad. This is a kid who got into college at age 12. Just read people's responses though. [QUOTE=Person in the thread;39086635]I don't get it, I was making commercial quality 3D rendering and physics engines, rather than craptastic and basic mobile apps like checkers, when I was 14. I had a girlfriend and was a varsity athlete all year round, too, not a socially retarded asshole. Where's my fucking documentary? EDIT: ok can u guys make me a documentary pls[/QUOTE] Oh my god just shoot everyone
Talking to a [sp]SPECIAL[/SP] friend, of mine. This [SP]SPECIAL[/sp] friend is a [sp]GIRL[/sp]. I ask her if she wants to play Dead Rising 2 since I bought it for her we have barely played and shit. She says, "Maybe later." so I decide, okay, she said this yesterday, maybe she'll actually play today. Talking to her brother while I wait, he's my best friend. I hear her in the background talking and playing GMOD her guy friend who's so close to her he's like a brother to her. Okay no jealousy, I asked to play a game, first, but I guess that's fine. After, I guess. Time to ask her if she wants to play, now that she's done. "Umm..." Oh shit here it comes. "I kind of wanted to play something else. But I have to go now." (So instead of her telling me that earlier, she decides to jip me and plays with her friend instead.) Okay, NO I wanted to play, I asked you first, and you wanted to play with your friend. Now you're fucking me over out of time to play with you, and no. You just decide to play with someone else, and I put my heart and soul into being nice to you and treating you like a figurative queen. FUCK THAT. I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WHY IT'S WRONG. YOU PUT OFF PLAYING WITH ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M THE LAST GUY YOU WOULD EVER WANT TO TALK TO OR PLAY WITH EVEN THOUGH YOU APPARENTLY LOVE ME. (Of course I didn't do it in that manner, but then suddenly I died inside.) "Please don't guilt me! :C" No. I just want to punch a wall now. I put up with you, I even genuinely believed that you might be the one for me, and now you're just dropping me. Now you're implying I'm making you feel guilty because I feel this way. Stop. [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] TL;DR for people [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Ei_zqkrKs[/media]
[QUOTE=Zoran;39087884]"Please don't guilt me! :C".[/QUOTE] For the love of god, get away from her. Throughout high school, there were three girls I was interested in who said shit like this, and it's a pretty big sign that they want to friend zone the fuck out of you, at least in my experience. Stuff like "don't guilt me" and "don't judge me" means they know damn well what they did, and they don't want you making them feel bad for blatantly blowing you off.
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;39088011]For the love of god, get away from her. Throughout high school, there were three girls I was interested in who said shit like this, and it's a pretty big sign that they want to friend zone the fuck out of you, at least in my experience. Stuff like "don't guilt me" and "don't judge me" means they know damn well what they did, and they don't want you making them feel bad for blatantly blowing you off.[/QUOTE] But keep in mind this is my "[sp]SPECIAL[/sp] friend." Which is a comedic way of saying she's my girlfriend. I evaded the friendzone in such a heroic way. Is it even possible that she'd friend zone me again?
I just tried making some chocolate chip cookies with peanut butter M&Ms and it turned out horrible The instructions weren't very clear on the box on how to make them. It said to use a thing of chocolate chip cookie mix as well as peanut butter cookie mix. I thought that it was saying you could use either one. I was going to make them for my ladyfriend for her birthday that was a few days ago since I didn't get to see her that day. Now everything is shit and I have to clean everything up now... I'll just buy her a cookie.
How people will ridicule you for the smallest things. I'm constantly fucked with because my parents are ludicrously young (mother is 34 father is 35), told my mum should have starred on 16 and pregnant, etc. Funny thing is that the guy who mocks me the most about it (although its a really irrelevant and small fucking thing to make such a big deal out of) has a late 40's mum and a late 60's dad. Fucking gross.
Fuck, I went to the bar for some wings and beer, and I suddenly got hiccups there and have been hiccuping constantly all fuckin night and I can't get rid of them.
[QUOTE=Electroholic;39089839]Fuck, I went to the bar for some wings and beer, and I suddenly got hiccups there and have been hiccuping constantly all fuckin night and I can't get rid of them.[/QUOTE] Anticipate the next hiccup, keep thinking about it for a minute or so and it'll never come. Works every time.
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