My car decided to stop working today. just as I was picking up my buddy. it kinda putted its way home, so I'm there now.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;39208336]Someone offered to give me their PS3 for nothing at all, but my mother won't let me take it because "It will corrupt your mind."
:suicide:
I've always wanted one, but could never afford it. This is the ultimate bullshit.[/QUOTE]
Her own mind must be corrupted if she actually thinks that.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39213679]I fucking hate the words "Amendment" and "Constitution"
I don't even know what they are but come on you damn Americans, can't you make an argument without referring to those bits of paper constantly?[/QUOTE]
They're kinda the bits of legislation our whole country is built on. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights are basically a 'no-no' line that lawmakers aren't supposed to cross. Most Americans know at least the first 2 amendments (freedom of speech and religion and right to bear arms) by heart.
People who think that soldiers are terrorists. Simply put, those assholes can go eat a bag of chainsaw dildos.
Fucking UPS.
Tracking says "Delivered", but didn't actually deliver anything.
Contacted UPS and they said I have to contact the sender for them to launch an investigation, so I contacted OCZ and now I have to hope that they are actually going to do something.
I highly doubt any company is going to do anything about this and I'll be at a loss.
How my mom tends to go apeshit over the smallest of things.
So I'm playing a game...getting really into it you know?
Suddenly McAfee decides "I'm gonna restart your computer now for an update, k?"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Why do you have McAfee installed in the first place?
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;39222488]Why do you have McAfee installed in the first place?[/QUOTE]
Got nothing else, had a spare disk.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;39222785]Got nothing else, had a spare disk.[/QUOTE]
Use something that actually works, like Avast! or Microsoft Security Essentials. Mcafee is garbage. :v:
On topic. I hate how when theres something I really want to buy and set to do so, but oh wait, theres a fucking water bill that needs paid, lest I get shut off..so I have to pay that instead, eh, general life bullshit.
How I know jack shit about anti-viruses and there's plenty of people who will tell you any fucking anti-virus you bring up works about as well as not at all.
Whenever I miss my old friends because I moved and I'll never get to see them again because the old town is far away.
Snip
When I open a Snickers wrapper and see this shit:
[img]http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t377/Zeavan/2013-01-14-122419_zpscfcbc8f8.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;39224565]When I open a Snickers wrapper and see this shit:
[img]http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t377/Zeavan/2013-01-14-122419_zpscfcbc8f8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
It still tastes fucking delicious?
I need to take a shower
But my cat wants to cuddle with me.
Wait hold the fuck on we got another cat
The custodian at my school has an awesome Mass Effect N7 tattoo on his arm. I'm mad about this because I don't have the courage to tell him it's a fucking awesome tattoo
My dickshit friend just told me something on facebook
"i found you a girl friend"
U avin a tickle m8
Firstly I don't fucking know this person and I don't want them to contact me
Secondly I never told you to try and find me a girl
I have 0 intentions of dating somebody that I don't know, I would much rather go out with somebody from my own school because that would just be a million times easier and I'd see them a lot
I'm not even trying to get a gf, I don't need your goddamn help
I cannot say this hard enough, [b][I]FUCK FANCY DINNER ETIQUETTE[/I][/b]
It just, just, SUCH a fucking amalgamation of stupid ass arbitrary rules that make no god damn sense
NOT EVEN THE SHIT WITH THE NAPKIN IN THE LAP OR WHATEVER
but shit like "Break off a piece of a biscuit, butter it, then eat it, then go back for another if you want more, don't butter the whole biscuit and eat it all"
motherfucker, this is not something that is going to have a possibility of leftovers
this is a biscuit
if I commit myself to eating a biscuit, I can eat that fucking biscuit
nobody ever got full halfway through a god damn biscuit and was like "OOF I'M FULL SORRY YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE THE REST OF IT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT ALL"
that has happened 0.
and the worst thing I've ever heard, this lady on tv, teaches an etiquette class and shit, has the most posh ass pompous ass condescending voice I've ever heard in my life, spends the entire time being an absolute bitch to all of her students, WHO PAID REALLY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SHIT, and I can see the hidden loathing on their faces
She gets on one of them
She's like
[i]"Lesliieeeee, let's begin with youuuu. I noticed you ordered a hamburgerrrr,"[/i]
At this point I'm like no. There is no etiquette to a fucking burger and fries. There is no possible fancy way to eat a burger. What the fuck possible thing can you say here?
[i]"And, when you are in a lovely restaurant with a tablecloth, you do not pick the hamburger up and eat it. Instead, you would take your knife, and cut it in half, and eat one half."[/i]
At this point, Penn Jillette took the words right out of my mouth.
"Have some respect, Gloria. If the Chef in this world class restaurant felt his sandwich would be better eaten by halves, he WOULDA CUT THE FUCKING SANDWICH HIMSELF, YOU IGNORANT SELF SERVING KILLJOY NITPICKING BURGER CUTTING BITCH. Whore. Asshole. Cunt!"
Fuck fancy food and fancy dinner etiquette. I'd rather go to a fast food place or a diner or even a low quality shitheap of a restaurant in the middle of nowhere. At least there, nobody will think less of you because you touched a fucking burger.
Fuck you Sony for the shitty phone I have put up with for two FUCKING YEARS. Gimmicky shite you have there. I'm dared to bin this phone. Even an S3 would satisfy me.
It pisses me off that being dedicated to anything nowadays is viewed as obsessive or outright "autistic"
Add post #5 complaining about how autistic has become a general insult as well, when I think about it.
So... I went to the hospital yesterday for a drip/meds and now I have to stay here for an unknown amount of time... Fucking no pc, only my phone sitting on fp. Can't use my fucking normal internet browser somehow, but I can use the app. Right...
Don't know how to put how much I hate a single person into words.
I mean he is a over sensitive asshole who can't take criticism.
"Oh you think my headset picks up the slightest detail such as my squeaky ass chair? WELL FUCK YOU THEN GO DIE IN A FIRE"
And the worst part is I'm nice to him.
Today I was playing poker in school, as soon as I get a pair of Aces, the fucking teachers enters the room. FUCK. But it's nothing yet...
Today I was doing the lesson with the same fucking teacher. She provides "points" to whomever raises their hand and says the exact word she's thinking during a speech. Those points are used to give people one or more "plus" to give them during, say, interrogations and raise the vote a little.
So she said "[Some social class] only had ... rights" I thought of the word "Civil" so I raised my hand. She calls the people right beside and behind me, but not me. Then someone says the word "Civil" I'm soooo mad!! Sexist bitch, is all she is.
Broke my phone too:
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One of my friends is completely convinced that using and shooting down an enemy plane with the weaponry of a modern fighter jet in a video game is easier than shooting down an enemy plane with the weaponry of a world war 2 fighter plane in a video game.
And it seems like he doesn't want to let me have my own opinion.
I want to try out Ubuntu on my laptop but I have no fucking idea on how to partition a hard drive.
343N is so painfully unfunny on steam I wan't to punch him in the face
And I'm fairly certain his microphone is a tin can with a string attached to the computer because I can't understand a fucking word he is saying right now
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;39227523]I want to try out Ubuntu on my laptop but I have no fucking idea on how to partition a hard drive.[/QUOTE]
start
search "partition"
Create and format hard disk partitions
then use [URL="http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/magazine/gg309170.aspx"]this tutorial[/URL] the rest of the way (Should be pretty straight forward though.)
When people get on me for putting my fork in my mouth sideways.
[B]Bitch, who the fuck cares?[/B]
It is symbolism for putting the economy sideways and giving gays rights so its a sin or some bullshit
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