Post your odd in depth dreams that seem to last forever - General

I had a dream where a bunch of tiny people/animals/etc/[i]other[/i] (Mostly other.) were living in an impossibly massive cave system in my back yard, and apparently I couldn't tell anyone about it. After talking with them I went back inside my house, which looked way different, and a bunch of people were in my basement for no reason just sitting around, talking. (It was probably a bar or something.) Then the [i]things[/i] in the back yard were trying to get rid of the people in the basement or something and I was trying to convince them not to and then a dragon licked my dick. yeah

I had a dream where a lot of people were dying for some reason, and when they died they went into a sort of afterlife where they could fly through everything. The dead people were called "regulars" for some reason, and they could interact with alive people. I was one of these people. Whenever an alive person saw a regular, they tried to kill them (again) for some reason. I can't really remember the details, but it seemed like the dream lasted for hours.

ok... It seems my mind really likes the dream in the OP.... because it continued again. This time it skipped ahead many years and for some reason I was a king, but I was still a pony. Stupid brain.

one of my odd dreams was that I was at a camp and everything was fine until I heard a faint "pie, pie, pie" over and over again. After what felt like a hour it got louder and louder until I woke up and realized it was my alarm clock.

[QUOTE=xxtzkzxx;31177919]one of my odd dreams was that I was at a camp and everything was fine until I heard a faint "pie, pie, pie" over and over again. After what felt like a hour it got louder and louder until I woke up and realized it was my alarm clock.[/QUOTE] Your alarm clock goes "pie"?

I had a dream last night that I witnessed a murder. I was sitting at my computer and I typed something I can't really remember into google and it brought me to a live feed of a masked guy robbing a convience store and shooting the manager. I was then in a large rusty boat looking out the window paranoid that the killer knew I was watching and that he would kill me. I saw the killer on a rowboat rowing towards my window so I tried to jump off the boat but the captain said I was to stay on the boat until the killer is captured. He locked me in the room I was originally in, and after a few seconds the killer broke down the door and walked towards me with a gun. He took off his mask and it was a black woman who said I was her son, and that she was here to protect me. The captain said he was the killer all along and shot me. He and the black lady laughed and then I woke up.

Dreamt I was naked and had a boner in a huge mall.

I was at the beach with this girl from my class whom I am dating, my best friend, and my best female friend (who happens to be a friend of my date). At some point, while we are in the water, my date gets stung by a jelly fish (non-lethal one), the jellyfish stung her on the back of her leg, up close to her ass, so I carried her to the beach, then I took care of the sting with vinegar and some stuff I learned at a surfing course a few years ago, and then proceeded to lie down beside her. We then talked about where I learned to do that, and afterwards about my years of surfing. We talked until sundown, which was weird, cause it was like 6 hours. Then I woke up, to discover it wasn't real, and I was disappointed. Come to think of it, I couldn't see anyone's face, like in most of my dreams, but I recognised them by their hair and skin color. :tinfoil:

Obama came into my bedroom and told me to get out of the house because he was quitting politics, he then picked up my pillow and began suffocating me with it. When the pillow was removed I was in the white-house and I noticed I was Obama, and then I realised... I had a glimpse into the future and it showed me how I tried to kill myself because I was no longer president. I then walked out the room and down the stairs, but when I went to touch the rail the stairs turned to water and I sank, deeper... And deeper... Until I woke up face to face with Leonardo DiCaprio with a spinning top held in his hand. He said too me, 'If the top doesn't stop spinning, it means we're still in a dream'. Before Leonardo could even spin the top, I shot out of my bed in a panic. And then there was a knock at my door. A besuited man walked into the room. Based on a true story, I think it came up after I spent the night reading Obama conspiracy theories, and rifling through the old "Where is Leonardo DiCaprio walking" Thread.

I was sitting at my desk at home, and suddenly I hear a loud noise outside. When I look out the window I see a time traveling DeLorean, but there was no one inside. Looking at the console the last time departed was June 20th, 2029. So I traveled to that time and found Doc Brown, we was confused why Marty didn't show up. I told him the DeLorean came to my house. Apparently one of Biff Tannen's relatives was trying to steal the DeLorean so Doc Brown quickly sent it back in time... No idea why it went to my place. So then he gave me a quick tour of some places in time, and sent me back to my house. Then he went off.

Had a dream in which I was being sucked into another universe and most of my room followed... Needless to say I think my parents had to pay alot for repairs since parts of my wall came with me and a portion of my floor.