Hey guys, guy threatened to "beat me up." You decide his fate - General

Squeeze his moobs to a pulp.

[QUOTE=IPK;39749491]1. Take chainsaw [B]2. Cut of all his fat 3. Force him to eat it[/B] 4. Throw him into a dumpster 5. Set the dumpster on fire It's the only effective option[/QUOTE] So he'll be the exact same weight afterwards :v:

Lop his dick off with a butcher knife and shove it down his throat, then eat his limbs and throw the remains into the ocean. Or, if you don't want to become a serial killer, you could just tie him to a metal pole and send a massive electric shock through it, which would effectively kill him, and leave the electricity running so his corpse gets burned and melted.

Prepare a well written and thought out letter saying that you will ravage his anal cavity if you ever see his face again

Did he punch you in the mouth hole?

We've gotten no reply about the situation in over 24 hours. OP's boat suspected too rocked to recover.

op got beat up by a fat kid lmao

Force him to do your dirty laundry, then send him to fat camp Then poop in his bed

Show up in oddly colored short and an overly tight anime t-shirt. Get the longest pair of socks you have and wear them with some ugly ass sandals. Then wear a trenchcoat and a fedora. Here's the most important part. Get an anime love pillow, and take out the pillow part. Reinforce it with plaster until its Hard like a log. Then put the skimpy anime girl sleeve back on. Show up to the fight with it and kick his ass with it. Then afterwards scream in his face "Nobody fucking messes with my waifu!"

start mean rumors about him

Get some Polonium-210 and powder it then sprinkle it over his food. As it is a heavy alpha emitter along with its relatively sort half-life it will cause acute radiation sickness and most likely cause him to become bedridden withing a week and kill him within a month. Happy sailing.

[QUOTE=some_hobo;39749945]Hold him down and tickle his ballsack, it'll tap into his primal psyche and make him think you're his mother[/QUOTE] Oh my fucking God I love you, that's genius

Dress up as a clown. Wait till he's in the bathroom. Watch him from the doorway and as soon as he starts to wash his hands, come up from behind him and pie him in the face. In the confusion created, take a dump on his shoes and then take off all of your clothes. Cry rape.

Play Through The Fire and Flames.

Beat him down in the cold hard mud, with each punch dislodging your sunglasses slightly, finish off by launching yourself into the air and landing elbow first onto his stomach being careful to stop your tamagotchis falling out your camo shorts many pockets and walk off slowly. When you hear his moan for help, turn around, don't be afraid of moving your head to quickly, your purple fedoras custom chin strap will stop it falling off. Look at him, as if thinking about helping him up, walk over to him and extend your arm, uncovering your "Friendship is magic" tattoo while he attempts to raise his broken bones, then suddenly whip your arm back and say one thing. "[I]Tunnel snakes rule."[/I] Then ride off into the sunset in your mums fiat 500

fuck him in the ass

back. i got a drill rifle and butt stocked him in the testicles

[QUOTE=SexualShark;39772441]back. i got a drill rifle and butt stocked him in the testicles[/QUOTE] ...thats it? [editline]2nd March 2013[/editline] Not impressed, OP

i thought he was supposed to drill his stock into your butt