Last illegal thing you did. V2 - General

I'd get banned for posting the illegal thing I did for posting it in a post the last illegal thing you did thread :saddowns:

im smoking weed ruight now lolol

smoked pot.

I ran a red light barely. I think I have the timing for yellows down now.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;24371501]Stole some chick's panties[/QUOTE] weirdo.

Nothing major. Just went 55mph on a 40mph road. Funny thing is I wasn't even the fastest person on it.

I'd get banned :saddowns:

I think Urbexing is partly trespassing, right?

Jaywalked... on my bike.

Rode my bike on a sidewalk, oh god what did I do!

Smoked weed. In a dream I had.

I was goin' fitty five in a fitty fo'

[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;24377903]I was goin' fitty five in a fitty fo'[/QUOTE] Sir, can I have you step out of the car...

On accident, I sent my mom a text saying "I LIKE COCK" because I was talking to my friend about some gay guy who assaulted me. Probably wallace above me.

Crossing the road on red light in live traffic is most likely the most illegal thing I've done lately.

I stole a matchbox car from my preschool I bet I still have it laying around somewhere :v:

[QUOTE=Pandemix;23935934]Accidently shoplifted.[/QUOTE] How the fuck do you accidentally shoplift [editline]11:22PM[/editline] Rode my bike down the tracks, aren't I a badass..

First illegal thing that I wouldn't get banned for saying is smoking pot.

[IMG]http://tsfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/do-not-remove.jpg[/IMG] :smug:

[quote=ryfry99;24379187][img_thumb]http://tsfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/do-not-remove.jpg[/img_thumb] :smug:[/quote] [b]EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER[/b] /caps

[QUOTE=Rastadogg5;24379234][b]EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER[/b] /caps[/QUOTE] What is it wasn't his mattress?

[QUOTE=Rastadogg5;24379234][b]EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER[/b] /caps[/QUOTE] But what if he lost his temper and ripped it off in the store?

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;24379261]What is it wasn't his mattress?[/QUOTE] His it wasn't is mattress.

[QUOTE=GameDev;24378788][B]How the fuck do you accidentally shoplift[/B] [editline]11:22PM[/editline] Rode my bike down the tracks, aren't I a badass..[/QUOTE] I've gone shopping for things and saw something I really liked and wanted to buy and put it in my jacket pocket (I know right?) then as I progressed I'd forget I had it and walk out the store. Only happened a few times :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=GameDev;24378788]How the fuck do you accidentally shoplift [/QUOTE] I put a pack of gum in my shopping cart, went through the checkout forgetting to show the gum, and the cashier didn't notice. Neither did I, until I was in the middle of the parking lot. [editline]01:18AM[/editline] Oh my god I'm so bad

i dont think you should get banned for saying you downloaded warez, because there is no proof, in my opinion.

I stole a drink out of a vending machine. You know those ones with the conveyor belt and the little "trap door" that can easily be opened. You just pry that open, stick your arm in and grab a drink.

Drove on a suspended license. FOR 17 MONTHS FUCK. Story: Was in a wreck. I had insurance, other guy didn't. Cop checked wrong box. License gets suspended but I never get the letter or anything. Don't find out until 17 months later when I go to renew it. I have to bitch at bureaucrats to get shit fixed. All is well.

I snuck into a 15 movie as im 12, and got away with a free bottle of tango because the person didnt scan it quick enough :)

I'm eating this roasted baby seal as we speak.