piracy
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Smoked some northern lights in my friends maverick.
smoked weed
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24395591]Poster 1: I murdered a man in cold blood.
*nothing happens*
Poster 2: 10 years ago I downloaded a song off limewire...
USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST[/QUOTE]
I laughed my ass off.
Oh and I also stole a shopping cart, but our good pal had just bought coca cola for like 80$ so I personally think we deserved it.
Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
i downloaded a song off the internet
but wait the song was WE BUILT THIS CITY - by starship
Arson.
I started a fire in a farmer's field which got pretty big (1 sq. metre) and would've spread to the whole field within like 2 minutes if my friends put it out.
And I repeatedly set fire to anything which was dry.
(I was on a walking expedition)
Shop lift.
When I was only eight :smug:
smoked weed hurr
apparently I flew into a rant about Jay Leno when one of my friends claimed he stole my poptart
Fucked a minor. Long time ago.
How come that you get banned for posting on this topic about some crimes but not for others? I dont think that saying you pirated a movie is supporting piracy... You might legally own the movie and download another copy of it from internet and still commit a crime in some countries.
Oh by the way... I shoplifted a magazine
[QUOTE=zeekill;24539469]How come that you get banned for posting on this topic about some crimes but not for others? I dont think that saying you pirated a movie is supporting piracy... You might legally own the movie and download another copy of it from internet and still commit a crime in some countries.
Oh by the way... I shoplifted a magazine[/QUOTE]
Are you ready kids?
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Stealing a mini-egg from the pick 'n' mix at the cinema. :smug:
Drove my moped over the sidewalk cause the road was closed and i was too lazy to turn around.
Also my light didn't work wich, fix'd that by going over a speedbump about twice the speedlimit :xd: .
(It's 40 years old, outdated technology is easy to fix.)
[QUOTE=SweetSwifter;24436649]Made a metal pipe-bomb from hardware supplies and old fireworks I had. Exploded it on the outskirts of my village.
It went beautifully. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Also, this is awesome.
Tripped over and some creme eggs happened to fall in my pocket without me noticing until I got home
Honest
Looking at porn, I guess....
I am 17 thus it is illegal.
Dragon told me I had to do this. I don't want my house pushed down. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Dragon;24537791]
i am a hatdragon i have a long neck and big dumb wings if you do not post this message in ten other threads i will come to your house and push it over[/QUOTE]
The last illegal thing I did was not doing anything illegal.
Figure that one out!
[QUOTE=scorpion8754;23932876]Weed[/QUOTE]
:pirate:
I sailed the seven seas and stole some booty.
Stole a cookie....
From the cookie jar....
[QUOTE=Timotei;24545448]Stole a cookie....
From the cookie jar....[/QUOTE]
OH GOD! How could you!
[QUOTE=NotYou3;24446378]smoked weed[/QUOTE]
Sped
my ex girlfriend
Took a shit in someones bed who's i've been fighting with on a party, being drunk as fuck.
:( I felt like a big cunt the day after
Speeding on the way home from school. I actually almost got pulled over I saw a car waiting to turn into the road I was going down and I noticed a car with tinted back windows and a big antenna on the roof and thought "Shit!" I hit my brakes and manged to slow it down from 40 to 25 just before I drove by them. :smug:
I pissed in the woman's clothes department of wal-mart. And I torrented the matrix series.
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