Littered, threw a straw wrapper on the ground
(OH NO)
smoked pot
about a week ago
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;23932708]Drove 120mph in a 55mph zone.[/QUOTE]
your crazi omg wat if u got pulled over
cocaine
Jaywalking. Thuglyfe dawg.
drank alcohol without the presence of an adult and bought energy drinks under the age of 16
I'm such a fucking badass
When I was young, I tried to bring a bunch of Kinder eggs with me on holiday. For those of you who don't know what they are, basically what makes them unique is the little children's toys they pack inside their chocolate eggs.
Perfectly legal over here, no issues.
Neither me or my family knew that wouldn't be the case over where we were going, due to it being considered a choking hazard on the other side of the world.
And airport security, being the dicks they are, decided to reprimand [i]me[/i] instead of my parents for taking "contraband" on-board.
Poor, crying 7-year old [i]me.[/i]
Basically, I've had so few run-ins with the law in my sad little life that the only lawbreaking story I can regale you with includes a children's toy.
[QUOTE=zerosix;31050863]drank alcohol without the presence of an adult and bought energy drinks under the age of 16
I'm such a fucking badass[/QUOTE]
there is an age restriction on energy drink purchasing?
Me and my friend went to a store that no one visited very often and just steal candy bars. One of us would take like £5 to actually buy something while the other would crouch into the store and steal candy bars.
Drunk driving, smoking pot or excessive speed, I'm not really sure which one was the last.
Drinking Energy drinks I guess, I'll turn 18 in just a couple of months so it doesn't matter, I guess.
I also like how you can tell you just shot the president without being banned but warez gives you like a week ban. Oh Facepunch.
didn't wear my seat belt :v:
I drove my Beetle when I had got the ownership papers for it in the mail but forgot to bring them in the car :V
I just ate a pizza in a public library
Drank like...4 Guinness in 4th of July, UNDER 21. Lit illegal fireworks. Drove home, [B]PAST CURFEW[/B]. Texted a 'lol' at a red light.
Oh God I'm criminal scum.
Recently, 90 on a 30. Probably breaking a few federal crimes involving the postal service is the largest thing I've done
Pirated TF2 on free release day.
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[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31051731]Drank like...4 Guinness in 4th of July, UNDER 21. Lit illegal fireworks. Drove home, PAST CURFEW. Texted a 'lol' at a red light.
Oh God I'm [u]criminal scum.[/u][/QUOTE]
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
I technically played truant last week for about an hour because I needed to get something signed to say I had done some work so I could go home, but the teacher was off site.
I also pirated some stuff and smoked weed.
Drove a bicycle without helmet.
FUCKING NEW ESTONIA LAW!
Stole Twix. The suddenly: Cops. Fuck Finnish cops. They're dumb as fuck.
30 mins ago - underage drinking
Weed
also i lied smoking pot wasnt the last illegal thing i did
i drank a couple nights ago..... and i'm underage!!!
scored coke and rode my bicycle home
Got somebody to buy me alcohol and salvia (a legal high, don't get it because it's shit) on Saturday
I saw a can laying on the ground and i didn't pick it up
i dropped a popsicle stick on the ground
[editline]11th July 2011[/editline]
and i didn't pick it up
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